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Atheist Bumper Stickers

Mr. Scott

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I just saw one a few minutes ago that made me laugh:

"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the Ozarks and I had to eat him."

I searched JREF forum just now and found only a little about bumper sticker, esp. one that started with "Bumper Stickers that made me cringe" the decayed into the usual "God exists," "no, he doesn't" nonsense.

This thread is for reporting atheist bumper stickers, medallions, T-shirts, etc. that we've seen or can think of. Debates regarding the existence of supernatural deities will be reported as off-topic.
 
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Not really atheist more acreationst (or aidist)

I used to have a t-shirt "Jesus is my bitch"

and I made a "Jesus Saves me from having to say I'm sorry" T for a total fanboy friend that used to lecture me on morality (in the pub)

ETA- might have to make a "1 PwN3d Je5us" or "Jesus Saves, But I am the sysop"
 
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Someone posted this on JREF....it would be a great bumper sticker:

"Blasphemy is a victimless crime":D
 
Personally, I wouldn't put one on my car even if it was a great one. Why, because I don't like having believers throw their crap in my face, even though they have the right to put whatever on their cars --- within the LAW. (I"m a actually a follower of the do unto others bit --- unlike some others.)
 
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On the other side of the coin....Many times I've seen cars festooned with "Jesus" and "Pro-Life" stickers while the vehicle is being driven in a manner that threatens all in the vicinity....
 
I don't know if it really counts but I have seen a picture of something bumper stickery that said "I went to the Creation Museum and all I got was stupider"
 
yeah, you know they sell little LEGS you can put on the Jesus fish.

I'm NOT an atheist, but for a long time my sig was

"Atheists are Good for Nothing".

I even had a pin made up to wear at TAM.

Sadly, many atheists did NOT get that it was my way of showing support. It grew out of a thread where I talked about defending my atheists friends (and family members that are atheists) from the fundie talk about "how can you be GOOD if you don't believe in heaven or a punishing God?"

I always say "well atheists are good for NOTHING! What are YOU good for?"

but a lot of atheists felt it was an INSULT so I had to drop it.
 
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Bikewer said:
On the other side of the coin....Many times I've seen cars festooned with "Jesus" and "Pro-Life" stickers while the vehicle is being driven in a manner that threatens all in the vicinity....
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Tell me about it. I've often muttered "If Jesus is your copilot then maybe you should let him take the wheel foe a while".
 
kittynh said:
yeah, you know they sell little LEGS you can put on the Jesus fish.

I'm NOT an atheist, but for a long time my sig was

"Atheists are Good for Nothing".

I even had a pin made up to wear at TAM.

Sadly, many atheists did NOT get that it was my way of showing support. It grew out of a thread where I talked about defending my atheists friends (and family members that are atheists) from the fundie talk about "how can you be GOOD if you don't believe in heaven or a punishing God?"

I always say "well atheists are good for NOTHING! What are YOU good for?"

but a lot of atheists felt it was an INSULT so I had to drop it.
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Well I get it, and I appreciate the sentiment.:)
 
I don't have one, and haven't seen one, but I thought it might be cool to go Christmas shopping at the mall with a "What would Jesus buy?" T-shirt, to annoy those "war on Christmas" folks who vowed they'd boycott stores that (a) weren't playing Christmas music, (b) had cashiers who wished them "happy holidays", or (c) whatever else got their hackles up. Maybe next year...

kittenh - I got it too, thought it was funny, will probably steal it at some point.
 
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"Atheism: Trying to find out what's right not who's right!"

"You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, or are an atheist, please ignore this notice."

"Atheist or Seventh Day Absenteeist? You decide!"

"One should keep religious friends. Small doses inoculate you from the real thing!"

"The Big Bang or The Adam Bomb?"
 
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Mr. Scott said:
I just saw one a few minutes ago that made me laugh:

"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the Ozarks and I had to eat him."
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This sticker?

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It's available from Carryabigsticker.com. They have several other stickers that might be of interest to JREF folks.

The magnetic stickers allow you to change the message on your bumper easily. Or loan them out to a like minded friend.
 
Caution: In case of rapture, driver will steal your car.

Not created by intelligent design.

Sort it out for yourself:
Sit the A

Proud supporter of religious conversion:
churches to pubs
 
Bikewer said:
On the other side of the coin....Many times I've seen cars festooned with "Jesus" and "Pro-Life" stickers while the vehicle is being driven in a manner that threatens all in the vicinity....
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Those are good ones: sickers that seem to contradict the the driver. A car cut me off and gridlocked me when I was trying to merge into traffic, the driver looked at me with an "FU" face but had a sticker on the side that said "Nasty people suck."

I've got no bumper sticker on my own car because I generally have nothing to say to the person driving behind me, nor do I want them to know anything about me. I do enjoy reading a good knee slapper on another car. So, let's not get on a tangent of whether or not we would put a sticker on our car. Randi mentioned he has the salamander comeback to the fish medallion on his car.

I think I once saw one that said "Bumper Stickers Suck."

I really love "Atheists are good for nothing" except it is too easy to take at face value, the opposite of its intended meaning. The subtext is priceless.

The sticker I saw really said Ozarks, not mountains. Perhaps is was skirting copyright law, or it might have been a sticker you'd buy at a gift shop in the Ozarks?
 
Atheists believe in one less god than you do.
 
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