If anyone would like to prove Piggy wrong I'm happy to become your God. I do require a tithe of 10% of your earnings for the rest of your life. (Given the current financial situation in the USA for USA worshippers this has to be in Euros or gold not USA dollars.)
I promise I will be a more responsive God than the one with the long white beard that lives above the clouds and I will not demand the sacrifice of your first born - unless they repeatedly kick the back of my seat on a transatlantic flight.
I promise I will be a more responsive God than the one with the long white beard that lives above the clouds and I will not demand the sacrifice of your first born - unless they repeatedly kick the back of my seat on a transatlantic flight.