April Stundie Nominations

Dvictr has time on his hands...

dvictr said:
i can totally picture some clerk at the warehouse of the original hardcopy filling depository drolling at the idea of an invitation to a white house dinner or free cruise if they just let Mr. CIA insert "missing" document into stashed away box.. someone was paid off for this..

its an elaborate hoax and it looks like the CIA and CFR has finally filled all the public holes.. I want to examine the security tapes for the past 11 years at the physical warehouse.

edit.. whats the new here? has a "new" document been released?
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beachnut said:
A self-nominated Stundie; is this a first? Saves the middleman.

This is a special double Stundie, an out of thin air production.
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Sorry, this doesn't qualify. As far as I understand it, deliberate trolls are ineligible for Stundies. And AL is just a sad, boring troll.
 
Captain_Swoop said:
what thread was that in?
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Found this at Henry Makows:
http://www.henrymakow.com/freemasonry.html

I feel it is important to mention that my father is 6 feet 1 inches tall and I am 6 feet 2 inches tall. Since my father is from Northern Italy (which is close to the border with Austria) I believe there is a good possibility that my father possesses a large quantity of Nordic DNA and could possibly be descended from the Nephilim since he is quite tall and has been given the permission to obtain a large quantity of wealth.

We all know that no one becomes wealthy out of merit but is granted their wealth as a result of their bloodline. This wealth could also be attributed to the possibility that he is a distant relative of some members of the Black Nobility of Italy, but this is entirely speculative. His potential Nordic DNA could have combined with my Mother's potential Reptilian DNA, creating me, a rare type of Nordic-Reptilian hybrid that the Masons/Illuminati have a keen interest in experimenting on.
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LordXenu said:
Found this at Henry Makows:
http://www.henrymakow.com/freemasonry.html
I feel it is important to mention that my father is 6 feet 1 inches tall and I am 6 feet 2 inches tall. Since my father is from Northern Italy (which is close to the border with Austria) I believe there is a good possibility that my father possesses a large quantity of Nordic DNA and could possibly be descended from the Nephilim since he is quite tall and has been given the permission to obtain a large quantity of wealth.

We all know that no one becomes wealthy out of merit but is granted their wealth as a result of their bloodline. This wealth could also be attributed to the possibility that he is a distant relative of some members of the Black Nobility of Italy, but this is entirely speculative. His potential Nordic DNA could have combined with my Mother's potential Reptilian DNA, creating me, a rare type of Nordic-Reptilian hybrid that the Masons/Illuminati have a keen interest in experimenting on.
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Haha the final twist at the end is just so wonderful because I thought this would just be some idiot who thought you only became rich by being in a secret society but then BAM the casual mention that his mother is Reptilian.

Awesome find. I hope this guy isn't getting a lot of crap for being a quarter-Reptilian.
 
Does the one drop rule work for the Reptillians as well?
 
Travis said:
Does the one drop rule work for the Reptillians as well?
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No, but the 5 second rule is expanded to 10 seconds that we have time to chase it down and eat it live.

ETA Ummmm. *You* have.


ETA Ummmm. **They** have. Yeah, that's what I meant.
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Here's one - apparently, the doctor listed on President Obama's long form never told his family that he was the doctor who delivered the President! Dun dun dun!


BOLLING: Very quickly, Pamela, this doctor right here, the guy who signed it four days after the birth. He passed away, but his wife today, TMZ had his wife saying I had no idea.

She didn't know about it. His son said I had no idea. It came as a complete shock to him as well. If you gave birth to the president of the United States, don't you think your family would know about it?
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...oh, except:

The doctor died in 2003.

Let that sink in for a second.

At the time, Barack Obama was a little-known state senator in Illinois. If the doctor had told his family before he died that he delivered the future president, that would have spawned a much more interesting conspiracy theory (he's a wizard!). Apparently Eric Bolling thinks obstetricians give their families a list of the most interesting people they delivered -- with a special section for "potential future presidents" -- before they die.
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http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/oh-look-birthers-are-already-playing
 
If you gave birth to the president of the United States, don't you think your family would know about it?

Especially if you were a guy, as the good doctor apparently was. I think that might get a lot of attention.

ETA: It's a phrasing Stundie within a Stundie.
 
Yeah, I was being charitable. It's stupid enough, even if you read it as what he intended to say.
 
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