April Stundie Nominations

Greg44 said:
Maybe the David Icke Forum nominations should be discounted by 50% especially when posters like astrochicken completely and unintentionally represent the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy enthusiast.

Apparently this individual can spot a "shill" by the telltale questions they ask:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60280
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I just made the mistake of visiting this forum. The fabricated world those people live in is almost scary.
 
8den said:
Mahatma Coat

From Boards.ie. Stundie is in bold.

Does anyone else imagine an Australian Charlton Heston standing over the remains of Sydney Opera House;

"Strewth, you flaming idiots, you only gone and done it, well thats just bloody marvellous, isn't it"
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That is Stundie worthy from the stupidity and batcrap crazy angle, but I don't know if it fits the "conspiracy specific" requirement.
Maybe we need an New Award for just plain batcrap crazy.
 
TK0001 said:
I just made the mistake of visiting this forum. The fabricated world those people live in is almost scary.
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Originally Posted by branjo
meaning, exactly?

i'm suggesting that you're suggesting that whoever suggests someone else is a shill, is a shill.
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Yes, i think I follow that. . . .
 
Stephen Brink said:
*Sniff* *Sniff* I smell a big, fascist rat. So, let's genetically test our babies and if they are going to be conservative, we can abort them willy-nilly, and then if you happen to survive that, if you get too sick, we can kill you willy-nilly.

And I wonder who will make those choices? Probably the government, if they have their way.

It reads like a bad Star Trek episode. Where is Captain Kirk to launch the proton torpedos at Demo-fasci-nazi HQ?
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quote is in the comments posted 4/1.
 
http://thecurseofplatoscave.blogspot.com/2008/04/whats-inside-trapazoid-coffin.html

Why was Pope John Paul II buried in a Trapezoid coffin? The Order of the Trapezoid is a satanic society connected to the Temple of Set. The Trapezoid is known in the Occult as a powerful symbol used in the black art of Necromancy dating back to the Babylonian times and Chaldean Magic. The Roman Catholic Church being pagans are the decendents of the old Babylonian priesthood and so would be familiar with the use of a Trapezoid in Necromancy, is it their hope to raise the dead John Paul II? The Trapezoid is also used for shapeshifting would it not be possible to assume that the Roman Catholics are attempting to raise John Paul II as a shapeshifting demon?​

I win.
 
Dr Adequate said:
http://thecurseofplatoscave.blogspot.com/2008/04/whats-inside-trapazoid-coffin.html
Why was Pope John Paul II buried in a Trapezoid coffin? The Order of the Trapezoid is a satanic society connected to the Temple of Set. The Trapezoid is known in the Occult as a powerful symbol used in the black art of Necromancy dating back to the Babylonian times and Chaldean Magic. The Roman Catholic Church being pagans are the decendents of the old Babylonian priesthood and so would be familiar with the use of a Trapezoid in Necromancy, is it their hope to raise the dead John Paul II? The Trapezoid is also used for shapeshifting would it not be possible to assume that the Roman Catholics are attempting to raise John Paul II as a shapeshifting demon?​
I win.
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trapezoids eh? so my high school geometry teacher was a satanist?


actually, that makes a lot of sense
 
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defaultdotxbe said:
trapezoids eh? so my high school geometry teacher was a satanist?


actually, that makes a lot of sense
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I've been researching this. Shapes with occult significance include circles, squares, triangles, rectangles, and rhomboids, but it's generally agreed that the trapezoid is the evilest of them all.

Isosceles_trapezoid.jpg

If you look at it long enough, you will feel your soul being sucked from your body by occult forces.
 
afadsf Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

It probably DID crash on its own—well, not on its own but with help from the passengers and the pilots nosediving. Just because a shootdown order was given doesn’t mean the order was executed.
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qwerty Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

afadsf… you are a moron! Have you not seen what a real plane looks like when it crashes? It looks like a plane with little broken areas with some black smoke and fire marks.
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Bolded is the stundie.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/military-whistleblower-claims-she-witnessed-flight-93-shootdown-order.html
 
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Here, Mr. Smith defines opaque opaquely:
bill smith said:
Opaque doesn't mean see-through. It means light can pass through it. That mght not be visible to the naked eye but could be picked up by instruments
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Opaque \O*paque"\, a. [F., fr. L. opacus. Cf. Opacous.]

[1913 Webster]
1. Impervious to the rays of light; not transparent; as, an
opaque substance.
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2. Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. [Colloq.]
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ETA: He does retract this later, as apparently he had thought it meant translucent.
 
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Dr Adequate said:
I've been researching this. Shapes with occult significance include circles, squares, triangles, rectangles, and rhomboids, but it's generally agreed that the trapezoid is the evilest of them all.

[qimg]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/Isosceles_trapezoid.jpg[/qimg]​

If you look at it long enough, you will feel your soul being sucked from your body by occult forces.
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You say that like it was a bad thing.
 
TK0001 said:
I just made the mistake of visiting this forum. The fabricated world those people live in is almost scary.
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Well of course it's a fabricated world, at least according to a documentary they're always prattling about called "The Matrix".
 
From a thread titled Global Mass Awakening - is it the Sun?

endlessvista said:
For whatever reason, the elite seem to have some issue with the sun and want to generate a fear of if. I am starting to wonder if the chemtrails are for blocking it out because it might be changing us? The lastest bit of hysteria is Obama's kooks wanting to block it out. Why are they so terrified of the sun and seem to be looking at every means to block it out?

Is the sun doing something to us which compromises the power of the elite? Is it the sun which is making so many people suddenly question everything they thought was real?
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This is an OP from the David Icke Forums, so I guess I get the 50% discount. Sigh.
 
I found this comment to be particularly amusing.

I think it highlights the massive superiority complex that is prevalent amongst the wearers of the tin-foil hat. The commenter is called "ketere":

I am disappointed to see that in yours and in other major press fonts, no coverage has been given to other prominent nominees, notably, to Professor David Ray Griffin, theologian and author of numerous books and articles on alternative theories as to the causes and perpetration of the events of September 11th, 2001. Why is this?
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From:

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=6971130
 
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