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April Stundie Nominations

Travis

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No Fooling folks, April is here and so is Spring (unless you suffer from hemisphere inversion syndrome) so it's time for the Stundie nominations for this month.

1) Posts must be about Conspiracy Theories and not just nutty things in general.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts must be humorous and not just something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and it's source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.


Have fun folks.
 
I guess I'll start with our old buddy Mirage Memories talking about NoC versus SoC over at LCF:

MM said:
It all comes down to quality.

I suggest you start by reading ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE.

The quality of the NofCitgo testimony is exceptionally good.

The quality of the Pentagon aircraft impact testimony is marginal.

The quality of the visual evidence supporting a SofCitgo flightpath lacks proven
continuity to the Pentagon explosion and is therefore unsubstantiated.

So Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance will make the Pentagon arguments more clear.

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1212539/19/
 
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I wonder if he has any cooking books that might be relevant too.:D
 
Many here who are not familiar with NORAD won't appreciate this, but it is an absolute jewel and the epitome of a Stundie for those who do know......

....
So ADIZ has nothing to do with NORAD area of responsibility nor does it mean that NORAD “had an outward looking posture”
 
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I doubt it will make the finals, but I thought this opening post was pretty stupid:

monkeyboy said:
Did anyone notice obamas opening words to the press, saying that he had met gb`s children and they discussed dinosaurs then got around to Iran and Afghanistan.
I don’t know about anyone else but this got my spidy sense tingling.

DINOSAURS + IRAN + AFGHANISTAN = EXTINCTION

:eek:


To which mikethepunk replied:

mikethepunk said:
good find monkeyboy!
There is definitely a code in there.


So in ConspiracyWorld tm, talking about dinosaurs with children is definitely a code for something. Okay ... :rolleyes:
 
Many here who are not familiar with NORAD won't appreciate this, but it is an absolute jewel and the epitome of a Stundie for those who do know......

No outward looking posture? A-ha. So NORAD was set up to monitor any potential nuclear missile strikes launched from submerged AKULA III's in the Mississippi River.
 
Galileo is a clone now? Last time I paid any attention to him he was claiming to be a gestalt reincarnation of every famous person in history.
 
Behind every great man. . . .

Originally posted by AllTiedTogether
reply to post by Dragonfriend
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I remember seeing quite abit about Einstein not actually being very smart when it came to science.... Apparently his wife wrote alot of his papers and he was the goof ball sort of scientist... She was in the same class as E and then married where she, as a woman scientist in a man's field, could not make claims that he could and therefore made these claims through Albert's voice. She actually did all the work...

Here's a good one on E's copy skills...


Rgds
Thread at:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread451568/pg1
 
Greetings once again.
Returnee dropped the load and left.No comment neccessary...

One would have to be incredibly drunk "and" under the influence of LSD, Heroin, cocaine, morphine, and a life threatening head injury to believe the Jesuits and their wealthy puppets are not calling the shots. Of course, the disinformation specialists in this forum do a wonderful job creating doubt, ridiculing the truth, etc. in order to make the ignorant and misinformed believe that everything that happens is just the result of random innocence.
 
Well bill would be right if it weren't for that damned 757. And the witnesses...

\From my point of view it is evident that no 757 crashed into the Pentagon. Given that so many witnesses report a large plane I have to assume one overflew the building. The hundred+ witnesses who witnessed he impact ? The jury is still out on that .
 
Maybe the David Icke Forum nominations should be discounted by 50% especially when posters like astrochicken completely and unintentionally represent the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy enthusiast.

Apparently this individual can spot a "shill" by the telltale questions they ask:


Sure sign though is: "give me facts", "show me proof", "that is YOUR opinion",
"not refutable", " that's illogical"

You can differentiate between people who wish to remain locked in left brain mode.. "I NEED LOGIC & REASON" and those who are also in left-mode but are requiring more time & information to digest the *awakening* process.

But gawd.. the shills with their demands for proof, is it just me or does anyone feel like slapping them.


http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=60280
 
Mahatma Coat

From Boards.ie. Stundie is in bold.

Well, as I drive around Australia more it seems more likely to me that there was a Nuclear war here probably 100 - 150 thousand years ago.

are people so arrogant to think that we are the first humans ever to be clever?

Humans have existed as we are now, 'fully evolved' if you wish for over 250 thousand years.

we reach points of great zenith and then we slide back into the darkages, so yeah ancient nuclear weapons, or ships, quite possible.

if you open your mind to the possibility that your narrow little view of the world might not be quite as infallible as you believe then you might just start joining the dots and seeing the bigger picture
Does anyone else imagine an Australian Charlton Heston standing over the remains of Sydney Opera House;

"Strewth, you flaming idiots, you only gone and done it, well thats just bloody marvellous, isn't it"
 

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