April Stundie Finals

[catsmate]

Hmm. Numbers 1 and 2 are fairly bland stupidity nothing special; number 3 is standard twoofer fare. However number 5 is definitely above average, 7 shows that special blend of monumental arrogance and fear of contradiction that epitomises the true wooster. Similarly numbers 11 and 17 for blanket denial of reality, number 13's display of that special wooster "logic" that we've come to recognise. Number 15 for monumental stupidity beyond the duty even for a twoofer. Number 18 for refusal to accept his spelling mistake.
Number nine is just a rehash of the Dichotomy paradox; no more correct today then when Diogenes invalidated it, 23 centuries ago.
Number 10 does have the "advantage" of being a Holocaust denier but still doesn't have that special Stundie quality.
Final choice: 7, 13, 17.

 

[Sabretooth]

5 and 9

5 actually made me laugh out loud. You can't compete with that kind of stupid.

 

[abaddon]

5 also. It is stunning. I can't help re-reading it.

 

[TraneWreck]

5.

 

[LashL]

5, 15, and 20.

 

[Gravy]

Holy crap. It's been ages since I've read the Stundies. I need to go boil my brain now.

 

[twinstead]

Holy crap. It's been ages since I've read the Stundies. I need to go boil my brain now.

Boiling just spreads it around. You need alcohol or dairy products

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

I had to vote nitrogen. And the ones from DIF.

 

[Travis]

Holy crap. It's been ages since I've read the Stundies. I need to go boil my brain now.

Well, we've been keeping them nice and warm in your absence.

 

[LashL]

Holy crap. It's been ages since I've read the Stundies. I need to go boil my brain now.

Wow! Great to see you again, Mark.

But boiling's a bit much; use bleach instead.

 

[matt.tansy]

Holy crap. It's been ages since I've read the Stundies. I need to go boil my brain now.

Heh, if you thought this was a good batch go check out December's.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196810

 

[Horatius]

Heh, if you thought this was a good batch go check out December's.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196810

Indeed. As I noted then, it was one of the most diverse offerings we've ever had.

 

[Travis]

Yeah, the Stundies always do better during the winter months for some reason. Either the Conspiracy Theorists actually do stuff during the summer or the people who normally find the nominations are.

 

[Travis]

We obviously have one that's extremely popular. But a bump for anyone that hasn't voted yet.

 

[BaaBaa]

"I'm a huge fan. I think he was enlightened, however he got corrupted by the elite. And no, i don't believe the holocaust happened."

I bet myself a Coke that this came from the Icky forum and I now owe myself a refreshing beverage.

 

[Rolfe]

It's really a shame for the rest of them to have 5 here this month. It's an all-time great.

15, 17 and 20 as well for me, with 15 a very good second to 5.

Rolfe.

 

[NutCracker]

A bump. The Stundies are worth it.

Voted 5, BTW. Priceless stupidity.

 

[Travis]

Yeah....but just in case anyone hasn't voted yet don't be discouraged.

 

[tsig]

The idea that daylight savings time actually extends the day is priceless.

 

[Travis]

Yes, yes it is.