Apple Maps accidentally finds Loch Ness Monster

[gerdbonk]

The shadowy form which measures around 100ft has been studied for six months by experts at the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club

Oh, good grief.

It's the Loch Ness Experts, Charlie Brown!

 

[Donn]

Over on Doubtful News they point out that it clearly resembles the wake from this boat ...

http://www.visitscotland.com/info/tours-guides/jacobite-experience-loch-ness-p265701

Bingo! That's a match. So, it's a clone-out of the boat job. If you look within the wake, you see an odd shape that could very well be the after effects of a clone brush.

 

[Craig B]

To me, the general outline looks like a whale shark or a basking shark. I think the reported size would be way off, in that case; it's my impression they only get to 50-60 feet. I also don't know if the Loch communicates with the open ocean.

No. A shallow but swift river drains it. Difficult for a huge monster to negotiate, particularly as it would have to cross the city of Inverness. Might be noticed. ETA See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Ness On an alleged previous passage of the river, the monster was indeed noticed.

The first claimed sighting of the Loch Ness Monster was in the River Ness in AD 565, when Saint Columba is said to have banished a "water monster" back into the river after it tried to attack one of his disciples who was swimming across the river.

 

[rofl]

It is obviously a giant fart. Stop taking it so seriously.

 

[Donn]

But who farted?




(Not me!)

 

[jhunter1163]

Someone's gotta bring Old Scratch into this.

 

[Travis]

http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=16928

Pretty much explains it for me.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

http://www.southernfriedscience.com/?p=16928

Pretty much explains it for me.

Therefore aliens.

 

[turingtest]

So...the usual "I don't know what I'm looking at, therefore a [insert appropriate deity, conspiracy, alien, or cryptid] diddit"?

 

[Slowvehicle]

So...the usual "I don't know what I'm looking at, therefore a [insert appropriate deity, conspiracy, alien, or cryptid] diddit"?

Chthulhu be praised! Ia! Ia!

 

[Rincewind]

Yes but - you need to squint your eyes properly to see Nessie...

 

[Rincewind]

Of course, we need Nessie to comment here - now that would be definitive!

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Of course, we need Nessie to comment here - now that would be definitive!

I can speak for all outlandish creatures, but I can't do a proper Scots accent, so ◊◊◊◊ off.

 

[Rincewind]

I can speak for all outlandish creatures, but I can't do a proper Scots accent, so ◊◊◊◊ off.

So - you're calling the poster who uses the name "Nessie" here is an outlandish creature?

That's not very polite....

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So - you're calling the poster who uses the name "Nessie" here is an outlandish creature?

That's not very polite....

Hey, us outlandish creatures own that term!

 

[Rincewind]

Hey, us outlandish creatures own that term!

Okay, Okay!

I'm certainly not going to argue with a 121.92 meter mutant fire-breathing lizard thingie....

 

[hodgy]

But who farted?

He who smelt it dealt it.

(Not me!)

He who denied it supplied it.

 

[Donn]

I might be BigFart, but I'm not messie!

 

[Tomtomkent]

He who smelt it dealt it.

He who denied it supplied it.

He who said the rhyme did the crime!

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

He who smelt it dealt it.

Never made in sense to me. If you SBD'd why would you then draw attention to it?