Apollo 'Hoax' Lunacy From Uncle Fetzer

[Obviousman]

Trekkie?

Trekker?

I'm a Trekasario!

 

[Horatius]

Look, can't we all come together in the spirit of hating Jar-Jar Binks?

 

[Mongrel]

Look, can't we all come together in the spirit of hating Jar-Jar Binks?

I could get with that

What do you reckon, bladed or bludgeoning weapons?

 

[grmcdorman]

I could get with that

What do you reckon, bladed or bludgeoning weapons?

Blenders. Will it he blend?

 

[Horatius]

I could get with that

What do you reckon, bladed or bludgeoning weapons?

Oh, blades, without a doubt:

 

[Mongrel]

Oh, blades, without a doubt:

You've not thought this through have you....

Blades means you can chop bits off, sure, but bludgeoning is much more painful

 

[Horatius]

You've not thought this through have you....

Blades means you can chop bits off, sure, but bludgeoning is much more painful

And more work.



How long do you want to have to listen to him anyways?

"Mesa gonna get bashed! Oh, mesa head is so sore! Oh, mesa gonna die ... eventually!"

Seriously, swoosh, slice, we're done!

 

[KoihimeNakamura]

Sure, I can get behind hating Jar-Jar Binks.

 

[Cuddles]

You've not thought this through have you....

Blades means you can chop bits off, sure, but bludgeoning is much more painful

Yes, but you can then use the bits for bludgeoning.

Clearly some people need to go an play Severance. There are few things quite as satisfying as beating zombies to death with their own arms. Although I suspect that beating Jar-jar Binks to death with his own arms would be much more so.

 

[dudalb]

One of the fun things about the "Star Wars :Battlefront" games is that you can slaughter Gungans. The designers of the game hated them too, since they make them as annoyning as hell,just begging to be gunned down.

 

[Corsair 115]

If Jar-Jar is going, then Ewoks must be next.

 

[dudalb]

Hey ,maybe Fetzer can get a job as technical advisor to the upcoming remake of "Capricorn One".

 

[dudalb]

If Jar-Jar is going, then Ewoks must be next.

In Battlefront 2, you can kill Ewoks too.

 

[Toke]

Skimmed the radioshow.

Moon is 250.000m away, flying at 25.000mph you would pass in ten hours not 3 days, Clear evidence of fake landing.

The sovjets most have been in on it, or maybe they got aliens to help fake the radiosignals from the moon.

Don´t american tv show probes leave earth in a spiral path?
How do morons like that get airtime?

 

[Horatius]

Skimmed the radioshow.

Moon is 250.000m away, flying at 25.000mph you would pass in ten hours not 3 days, Clear evidence of fake landing.

So, they're asserting that gravity is fake, too?

 

[PhantomWolf]

Just as a note, Mythbusters is doing am Apollo Hoax special on the 27th August.

 

[Toke]

Of cource gravity is fake, how else can you get to the moon in a straight line.

Well ok, they didn´t SAY it. But if they throught it through they surely would.

 

[Horatius]

Of cource gravity is fake, how else can you get to the moon in a straight line.

...not to mention at the same speed.

 

[Toke]

The moon landing must have been a hoax. The longshoremen and cargoplanners at long beach CA, is clear evidence that americans could never have accompliced such a thing.

Just like the boatmen at the suez channel is proof that the pyramids were build by aliens.

Anyone know how the soviet are explained away?
Didn´t they have telescopes and radiotrackers.

 

[Plantfoam]

just As A Note, Mythbusters Is Doing Am Apollo Hoax Special On The 27th August.

Disinfo!