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Another Face-eating "Zombie" Attack

BStrong said:
Go out in your yard and see how it feels to swing a crowbar or other similar weapon for 15 minutes.
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But go out every day and swing it for 15 minutes, and you'll find your endurance goes up rather rapidly.

Plus, if your in a situation in which you need to be actively throwing blows for 15 minutes in a zombie outbreak, you just made a terrible decision, and should have just ran or waited.

That being said, either crowbar or katana are overkill weight wise, a long thin knife is going to do you just as well, the skull is hard, but coming in on an upward angle, from any direction is going to encounter much less resistance.
 
sadhatter said:
For being a nerd comic, it seems to forget that the mummy craze was around long before the vampire craze. Shameful, from a nerd perspective.
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But it wasn't angst-filled teen mummies.
 
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Quad4_72 said:
Chimpanzees have 4-5 times the average strength of an average human? How much you think those things bench? 800lbs or so on a light day?
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I added the high lighted part.

All men and woman between the ages of 15 and 65, results averaged out? Maybe 75 lbs tops?

Include seniors and kids in the average, that would drop to 40 lbs probably...

And that's just one "rep". A good comparison would probably be how much can they bench press at least 15 times in a row or so.
 
sadhatter said:
But go out every day and swing it for 15 minutes, and you'll find your endurance goes up rather rapidly.

Plus, if your in a situation in which you need to be actively throwing blows for 15 minutes in a zombie outbreak, you just made a terrible decision, and should have just ran or waited.

That being said, either crowbar or katana are overkill weight wise, a long thin knife is going to do you just as well, the skull is hard, but coming in on an upward angle, from any direction is going to encounter much less resistance.
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Sure, but you don't want to get too close. Worst case scenario you might splattered with blood and get infected that way. I'd be using a spear or naginata or something if I could find one.
 
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