Anne Coulter's mouth wired shut...

[CapelDodger]

Now personally I am an atheist. But if you were a believer as Coulter seems to be God seems to be telling you something.
Obama gets elected,
Coulters jaw gets wired shut.

Satan won. And I cash in on my bet. (Hey, at 25-1 who didn't take a punt?)

 

[CapelDodger]

Don't think we have heard the last from her.

DR

Don't think we've heard the last from Satan either.

 

[CapelDodger]

Thank you, Darat. You are so kind. I was referring to the type of language I would have to resort to, not the propriety of saying something about Ann Coulter.

I hope you coughed and spat over your left shoulder afterwards, because otherwise, oh boy ... nothing good.

 

[CapelDodger]

You have shamed me...and yet I still am amused at her suffering. Weird.

Satan won, so it's not weird at all. Adjust to the new reality.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

This gifted polemicist supposedly "insane fantasy world of her own creation" proved to be a most lucrative location. On the other hand, your insane fantasy world of your own creation has netted you what exactly?

The fact that she makes a buttload of money by telling a bunch of lies and half-truths and by demonizing everyone who doesn't think exactly like her is a good thing?

Do tell.

 

[CapelDodger]

As well, she oughta eat a sammich. Lookin' a little -- oh, wait, can't with the jaw wired shut. porn . . .

DR

Satan won, and she just has to suck it up. That's Satan's way. Get used to it (or suffer).

 

[CapelDodger]

Her fingers aren't broken, are they?

That's next on Satan's list. Broken jaw notwithstanding, Coulter can still scream. Satan loves that stuff.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

You people are unbelievable. It's aboslutely mind blowing.

And why is that?

No one is wishing her any worse than she wishes upon all who do not think like her. She has advocated death for the horrendous crime of incorrect (to her) political thought. I have no sympathy for her. In fact, I hope the pain she is in is agonizing.

 

[CapelDodger]

Sure. You are now going to "Palinize" A.C.?

Palin's been on Satan's team from way back. You are seriously out-of-the-loop, dude .

 

[CapelDodger]

Where did she find it?

Under the same rock she crawled out from.

 

[CapelDodger]

Does this have something to do with the "fairness doctrine"?

Satan won, and he don't need no fairness doctrine. In fact he's agin it on principle. That's the only principle he does have (but I, for one, won't hold him to it).

 

[Cleon]

Just what do you mean, "you people"?!?!?!?!

What do you mean, "you people?!"

 

[Tricky]

Just what do you mean, "you people"?!?!?!?!

Not you. That one. ->

 

[negativ]

Not really.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/25/ann-coulters-emguiltyem-b_n_146342.html

"Ann Coulter's new, previously-confidential book will assail the media for being too pro-Obama, it was revealed Tuesday.

The book, Guilty: Liberal "Victims" And Their Assault On America, will be released the first week of January..."

How entertaining that certain conservatives never miss a chance to claim victimization by "The Liberal Media" and/or Bill Clinton. In fact, I can't really remember the last time I heard a member of the "party of personal responsibility" accept actual responsibility for failure to get (re)elected or get their policies implemented.

 

[Cicero]

Edited by chillzero: 

Edited for civility

 

[Dr Adequate]

Edited by chillzero: 

Edited for civility

Your fantasies about me are most amusing, but I am not convinced that the moderators would approve of you expressing them out loud.

 

[fishbob]

Are we assuming she's literate now? I always figured she dictated.

Not sure, but I always figured she dicked her own taters.

 

[Lonewulf]

You know what? I'm taking the high road.

I'm sorry that she got herself injured.

I don't wish anything bad on Anne Coulter.

In fact, I forgive her for everything she's said and done; she doesn't have to even ask for forgiveness.

Condescending? Oh hell yeah. Forgiveness is the best punishment.

 

[332nd]

Having been cracked in the jaw a few times and knoing how much that hurt (without it getting broken) I gotta say that I hope she heals quick and has happy happy fun time meds.

(Having said that she should heal quick what with her being a werewolf and all... Seriously, look at her hands.)

.)

 

[Lonewulf]

Anne Coulter is dangerously anorexic to my eyes. It's hard for me to look at her and not try to scream out how she needs help.