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An Abstract Mythicist Hypothesis

Antiquities 18.5 doesn't say John the Baptist was Jewish, it just says he
was a good man, and commanded the Jews to exercise virtue.​
I have argued this sort of point before. The wording means that JtB was a Jew, because any reader would take it that a good man who "commanded" Jews to be righteous was a Jew, particularly when the person telling us this is himself a Jew.

Therefore if Josephus intended anything different, he would have found words that made his intended and unexpected meaning clear.
 
Moreover, Antiquities 18.5.2 places John's death near the destruction of Herod's army in 36 AD. This is different to the Bible which dates John's death in 30 AD, as Jesus begins his two year ministry after John dies.

The Antiquities account says baptism is "for the purification of the body; supposing still that the soul was thoroughly purified beforehand by righteousness", "not in order to the putting away of some sins" cf. Mark 1:4,5 -

"4 John appeared, baptizing in the wilderness and proclaiming a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. 5 And all the country of Judea and all Jerusalem were going out to him and were being baptized by him in the river Jordan, confessing their sins"​
Perhaps the bible writers borrowed John the Baptist from Antiquities, changing the narrative in the process?
 
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Moreover, Antiquities 18.5.2 places John's death near the destruction of Herod's army in 36 AD. This is different to the Bible which dates John's death in 30 AD, as Jesus begins his two year ministry after John dies.

ETA: I think you may be reading something into Josephus that isn't in the text. Josephus says that many people said that the destruction of Herod's army was a punishment for killing JTB. All we can gather from that is that JTB was killed some time before Herod's army was destroyed. He doesn't say how long before, it might have been ten years. He also doesn't say the death of JTB had anything to do with John objecting to Herod's marriage, he says it was because Herod was worried that JTB would start a rebellion.

The fact that the gospel writers said the death of JTB was because he objected to Herod's marriage (and some girl did a sexy dance) is IMO because they were trying to disassociate Jesus from any sort of militant activity. Josephus blames the wedding troubles for the war between Herod and Aretas, but that all happened some time after Herod killed the dangerously seditious JTB...

The Antiquities account says baptism is "for the purification of the body; supposing still that the soul was thoroughly purified beforehand by righteousness", "not in order to the putting away of some sins" cf. Mark 1:4,5 -

"4 John appeared, baptizing in the wilderness and proclaiming a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. 5 And all the country of Judea and all Jerusalem were going out to him and were being baptized by him in the river Jordan, confessing their sins"​
Perhaps the bible writers borrowed John the Baptist from Antiquities, changing the narrative in the process?

Which would make us ask the question: Why would the gospel writers go out of their way to associate Jesus with this guy?

Why would they depict Jesus as having "sins" that needed to be "washed away"?

Wouldn't it have suited their purposes better to suppose that Jesus was already "pure" before he went into the water?

Why would they purposely misquote Josephus?

I think a simple (perhaps deliberate) misunderstanding of JTB's mission makes more sense.
 
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Which would make us ask the question: Why would the gospel writers go out of their way to associate Jesus with this guy?

Why would they depict Jesus as having "sins" that needed to be "washed away"?

Wouldn't it have suited their purposes better to suppose that Jesus was already "pure" before he went into the water?

Why would they purposely misquote Josephus?

I think a simple (perhaps deliberate) misunderstanding of JTB's mission makes more sense.
As a valuable exercise, look at the treatment of the John-Jesus interaction in the successive Gospels: Mark, Matthew, Luke and John, and spot the progress of the various themes.
 
A historical reconstruction involving John the Baptist may be plausible, but I don't think it can ever become more than one theoretical possibility among other possibilities.

The main reason is that the historicity of John the Baptist is not a bedrock fact but a possibility.

The appearance of John the Baptist in the gospels serves a theological function, not a historical one. He is the prophetic go-between standing at the end of the Mosaic cult (Old Testament) and the new order (New Testament).

His death is depicted as a foil to that of Jesus so this, too, serves a theological function.

Serving a theological or narrative function does not prove that a figure was fictional, but it does offer us a satisfactory reason for believing the person was created for the narrative. We don't need to look for other reasons if they are not necessary. Example, Judas was created to fill the need for a betrayer; Joseph of Arimathea was created to fill the need for someone to bury Jesus in a tomb. These people may also have been historical but we have no way of proving that, and no reason to believe they were historical.

If it is objected that Pilate likewise has a non-historical role given that he fulfills the theological necessity of crucifying Jesus, then it must be conceded that Pilate in the gospels is indeed nonhistorical. He is not like the historical character at all. The gospels are not evidence for the historicity of Pilate. Pilate is known to have been historical on the basis of other evidence.

The only other early evidence for John the Baptist is in Josephus but this passage is problematic for several reasons that cast some doubt on its historical reliability. William Walker sets out six criteria that can point towards the possibility of interpolation and six of those six apply to J's JtB passage. Criteria are not laws that prove interpolation but they do justify doubts. Given what we know of the abundant prevalence of interpolations in ancient texts, even non-Christian ones, it is reasonable to be open to not just the possibility but the likelihood of interpolations in any ancient work we study. Ancient scholars were well aware of this problem and themselves sought to establish ways to identify them.

Criterion 1, Contextual evidence:

  • The JtB passage interrupts an otherwise smooth flow of text

Criterion 2, Comparative evidence:

  • In the John the Baptist paragraph the reason Herod’s army was defeated by Aretas was because God was punishing him for his unjust treatment of John. But that’s not the view of Josephus a few paragraphs later where the reason was to do with listening to silly advice from a woman
  • Josephus is silent on John at a similar place in his other work

Criterion 3, Text-critical evidence:
  • the passages does not appear in the earlier Greek version’s table of contents but does appear in the later Latin version.

Criterion 4, Ideational evidence:

  • The tone of the passage is positive and supportive towards John which is inconsistent with Josephus, the fierce opponent of anyone seeking to challenge the legitimate government or promote rebellion of any sort"
  • The epithet "Baptist" is a Christian term confined to the Synoptic Gospels (not even used in Acts or GJohn) and left unexplained for Josephus's Greek and Roman audiences; the terms Josephus usually uses when speaking of ritual immersion to for purification are λούεσθαι and ἀπολούεσθαι. "Baptist" only appears in relation to John.

Criterion 5, Motivational evidence:

  • John’s outspoken dismissal of baptism ‘to gain pardon from whatever sins’, before commending his own version suggests an underlying polemic against Christian orthodox baptism. (Baptism of this nature did not exist amid mainstream Jewish circles of the Second Temple period. Such baptism appeared and developed within sectarian groups on the margins of Judaism as at Qumran. It was then carried on and practised by Jewish-Christian groups over the first centuries CE.)

Criterion 6, Locational evidence:

  • Josephus had only shortly earlier said the place where Herod sent John was not even owned by Herod

So explanations for Christian origins that rely upon a role for JtB are certainly in the possible and plausible category, but I don't think they can ever be treated as conclusive.
 
My Hypothesis Part Four:

I will leave aside the question of the historicity of JTB, apart from noting that the JTB described in Josephus shares certain things in common with the definitely historical authors of the Dead Sea Scrolls. I hope no one is going to argue that the authors of the DSS didn't exist...

IMO the HJ was a follower of JTB. When JTB was arrested and killed by Herod the Tetrarch, Jesus became leader of the community and assumed the title of "Teacher of Righteousness":
...Nevertheless, God still remembered the Covenant which He had made with their forbears and raised from the priesthood men of discernment and from the laity men of wisdom, and He made them hearken to Him. And these men 'dug the well'-that well whereof it is written, 'Princes digged it, nobles of the people delved it, with the aid of a mehoqeq' [Num. 21.18]. The 'well' in question is the Law. They that 'digged' are those of Israel who repented and departed from the land of Judah to sojourn in the land of Damascus'. * God called them all 'princes' because they went in search of Him, and their glory was never gainsaid (?) by any man's mouth.22 The term mehoqeq [which can mean 'lawgiver' as well as 'stave') refers to the man who expounds the Law. Isaiah has employed an analogous piece of imagery when in allusion to the Law he has spoken of God's 'producing a tool for His work' [cf. ISL 54.16). As for the 'nobles of the people', these are the men that come, throughout the Era of Wickedness, to delve the well, using as their staves [Heb. mehoqeq) the statutes [Heb. huq4m) which the Law-giver prescribed [Heb. haqaq ha-mehoqeq) for them to walk in. Without such 'implements', they would, indeed, never achieve their goal until such time as the true Expositor arises at the end of days...

..It is to this that allusion is also made in the statement: 'I will exile Sikkuth your king and Kiyyun your image, the star of your God. . . beyond Damascus' [cf. Amos 5.26).

The expression 'Sikkuth your king' refers to the Books of the Law, [for the word 'Sikkuth' is to be explained from the like-sounding sukkah, 'tabernacle')** as in the passage of Scripture which says: 'I will raise up the fallen sukkah [tabernacle] of David' [Amos 9.11].

The expression 'king' denotes the congregation;28 and the expression 'Kiyyun your image' refers to the books of the prophets29 whose words the House of Israel has despised.80

As for the 'star', that refers to every such interpreter of the Law as indeed repairs to 'Damascus',31 even as it is written: 'There shall step forth a star out of Jacob, and a sceptre shall rise out of Israel' [Num. 24.17].82 The 'sceptre', it may be added, is the leader of the community, for in the exercise of his office he shall 'batter all the sons of pride',88 as the Scripture says...

The epistle to the Hebrews says:
... But unto the Son he saith, O God, thy throne is forever [t]and ever: the scepter of thy kingdom is a scepter of righteousness...


...[n]And being [o]consecrated, was made the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him:
10 And is called of God an high Priest after the order of Melchizedek...


What does Melchizedek mean?
http://www.biblestudy.org/basicart/who-was-melchizedek.html
Who was the mysterious Melchizedek mentioned only a few times in the Bible. Surprisingly, his name is more of a title than a personal reference. It comes from two Hebrew words, melek and tsedeq. The word melek means 'king' and tsedeq means 'righteousness'(Strong's Concordance #H4442)...

The King of Righteousness...

I'm tired right now. More to follow...
 
Nap time over, Part Five:

I don't want to talk too much about Jesus here. I think sorting through the gospels to find the historical bits amongst the later additions is far too vast a task for me. I'll just try to make some broad-stroke statements to indicate what I think he was:

- He was Apocalyptic.
- He preached strict adherence to Mosaic Law.
- He was opposed to the "Establishment Priesthood" that was running the Temple.
- He wasn't in charge for very long and he died young.
- His brother James took over running the organisation after Jesus died.
- This organisation eventually became the motive force for the first revolt against Rome.

What makes me say all these things? Mostly the teachings ascribed to him in the gospels. (look them up). I think he died young after a short time in charge because his fame didn't spread very far in his lifetime (unlike James who led the gang for thirty years). I think another reason why he was obscure is that his followers were not supposed to talk to outsiders:
http://www.essene.com/History&Essenes/md.htm
No one is to engage in discussion or disputation with men of ill repute; and in the company of froward men everyone is to abstain from talk about (keep hidden) the meaning of the Law [Torah].

With those, however, that have chosen the right path everyone is indeed to discuss matters pertaining to the apprehension (knowledge) of God's truth and of His righteous judgments. The purpose of such discussions is to guide the minds of the members of the community, to give them insight into God's inscrutable wonders and truth, and to bring them to walk blamelessly each with his neighbor in harmony with all that has been revealed to them. For this is the time when 'the way is being prepared in the wilderness', and it behooves them to understand all that is happening. It is also the time when they must needs keep apart from all other men and not turn aside from the way through any form of perversity...

I believe James took over because of the way Paul describes his interactions with his congregation, Peter and Barnabas. James apparently has the power to order these people around. Oh yeah, remember this bit from the Damascus Covenant?:
The expression 'Sikkuth your king' refers to the Books of the Law, [for the word 'Sikkuth' is to be explained from the like-sounding sukkah, 'tabernacle')** as in the passage of Scripture which says: 'I will raise up the fallen sukkah [tabernacle] of David' [Amos 9.11].
Compare that with what Acts attributes to James:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts+15
3 When they finished, James spoke up. “Brothers,” he said, “listen to me. 14 Simon[a] has described to us how God first intervened to choose a people for his name from the Gentiles. 15 The words of the prophets are in agreement with this, as it is written:

16 “‘After this I will return
and rebuild David’s fallen tent.
Its ruins I will rebuild,
and I will restore it,
17 that the rest of mankind may seek the Lord,
even all the Gentiles who bear my name,
says the Lord, who does these things’
18 things known from long ago.[c]


My dinner is ready. More later.
 
My Hypothesis Part Four:

IMO the HJ was a follower of JTB. When JTB was arrested and killed by Herod the Tetrarch, Jesus became leader of the community and assumed the title of "Teacher of Righteousness":

The epistle to the Hebrews says:
But unto the Son he saith, O God, thy throne is forever and ever: the scepter of thy kingdom is a scepter of righteousness...

What does Melchizedek mean?
his name is more of a title than a personal reference. It comes from two Hebrew words, melek and tsedeq. The word melek means 'king' and tsedeq means 'righteousness'...

As the King of Righteousness, he was the image of God's Spirit (Colossians 1:15, Hebrews 1:3)

http://www.biblestudy.org/basicart/who-was-melchizedek.html
The King of Righteousness...
Righteousness is a prominent theme often tied to salvation in the OT book of Isaiah -

Isaiah 1:26
I will restore your leaders as in days of old, your rulers as at the beginning. Afterward you will be called the City of Righteousness, the Faithful City."

Isaiah 26:2
"Open the gates, that the righteous nation may enter, The one that remains faithful.

Isaiah 46:13
"I bring near My righteousness, it is not far off; And My salvation will not delay. And I will grant salvation in Zion, And My glory for Israel.

Isaiah 48:18
"If only you had paid attention to My commandments! Then your well-being would have been like a river, And your righteousness like the waves of the sea.

Isaiah 54:14
"In righteousness you will be established; You will be far from oppression, for you will not fear; And from terror, for it will not come near you.

Isaiah 58:8
"Then your light will break out like the dawn, And your recovery will speedily spring forth; And your righteousness will go before you; The glory of the LORD will be your rear guard.

Isaiah 61:11
For as the earth brings forth its sprouts, And as a garden causes the things sown in it to spring up, So the Lord GOD will cause righteousness and praise To spring up before all the nations.

Isaiah 62:1
For Zion’s sake I will not keep silent, and for Jerusalem’s sake I will not be quiet, until her righteousness goes forth as brightness, and her salvation as a burning torch.

In the NT -

Hebrews 1:9
"You loved righteousness and hated lawlessness; because of this, God, even Your God, has anointed You with the oil of gladness above Your companions"

Jesus was willing to relinquish His immortality (John 10:18) so that He could become not only the King of Righteousness, but also the Lamb of God. Jesus succinctly put it this way: "Jesus said to them, 'Most assuredly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM'" (John 8:58).

As the King of Righteousness, he was the image of God's Spirit (Colossians 1:15, Hebrews 1:3)

http://www.biblestudy.org/basicart/who-was-melchizedek.html
 
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Righteousness is a prominent theme often tied to salvation in the OT book of Isaiah -

Isaiah 1:26
I will restore your leaders as in days of old, your rulers as at the beginning. Afterward you will be called the City of Righteousness, the Faithful City."

Isaiah 26:2
"Open the gates, that the righteous nation may enter, The one that remains faithful.

Isaiah 46:13
"I bring near My righteousness, it is not far off; And My salvation will not delay. And I will grant salvation in Zion, And My glory for Israel.

Isaiah 48:18
"If only you had paid attention to My commandments! Then your well-being would have been like a river, And your righteousness like the waves of the sea.

Isaiah 54:14
"In righteousness you will be established; You will be far from oppression, for you will not fear; And from terror, for it will not come near you.

Isaiah 58:8
"Then your light will break out like the dawn, And your recovery will speedily spring forth; And your righteousness will go before you; The glory of the LORD will be your rear guard.

Isaiah 61:11
For as the earth brings forth its sprouts, And as a garden causes the things sown in it to spring up, So the Lord GOD will cause righteousness and praise To spring up before all the nations.

Isaiah 62:1
For Zion’s sake I will not keep silent, and for Jerusalem’s sake I will not be quiet, until her righteousness goes forth as brightness, and her salvation as a burning torch.

Yes. The book of Isaiah also features heavily amongst the DSS. It was the best preserved, longest scroll that was found there. It was also written in Aramaic, not Hebrew like most of the other OT texts. Probably because they wanted the common folk to understand it:
http://dss.collections.imj.org.il/isaiah
... Around twenty additional copies of the Book of Isaiah were also found at Qumran (one more copy was discovered further south at Wadi Muraba'at), as well as six pesharim (commentaries) based on the book; Isaiah is also frequently quoted in other scrolls (a literary and religious phenomenon also present in New Testament writings). The authoritative and scriptural status of the Book of Isaiah is consistent with the messianic beliefs of the community living at Qumran, since Isaiah is known for his prophecies of judgment and consolation, and his visions of the End of Days and the coming of the Kingdom of God...

Those DSS guys loved Isaiah, just like the early Christians...




In the NT -

Hebrews 1:9
"You loved righteousness and hated lawlessness; because of this, God, even Your God, has anointed You with the oil of gladness above Your companions"

OK.
 
Yes. The book of Isaiah also features heavily amongst the DSS.
After my post, I have wondered if that was the case.

It was the best preserved, longest scroll that was found there. It was also written in Aramaic, not Hebrew like most of the other OT texts. Probably because they wanted the common folk to understand it:
... Around twenty additional copies of the Book of Isaiah were also found at Qumran (one more copy was discovered further south at Wadi Muraba'at), as well as six pesharim (commentaries) based on the book; Isaiah is also frequently quoted in other scrolls (a literary and religious phenomenon also present in New Testament writings).

http://dss.collections.imj.org.il/isaiah

Those DSS guys loved Isaiah, just like the early Christians...
Yep.
 
I think the NT texts arose over time out of a Gnostic/Jewish/pagan millieu after the First Jewish War. I think they represent new theology that arose in response to the Jewish/Hebrew distress over the Fall of the Temple; as a result of various groups of the Diapora being placed in pagan or Gnostic communities where a new syncretic theology developed; through various interactions of various communities over time.

The Pauline texts represented one community (or maybe two) that was/were largely Gnostic-Docetic, and the other 14 books of the NT represented at least two other communities, at least one of which was strongly Judaic, and at least one was also mixed Jewish & Gnostic or Docetic.

Some of these communities would have had concepts of dual gods, a la Marcionism - Marcionism was probably a continuation of one of these communities; as may have been the Ebionites, the Nazoreans, etc. Various names would have been given to these the entities they were focusing on. Christ was probably one of them.

The writings of Irenaeus, particularly Against Heresies, show there were still different perceptions in different communities of the nature of the Savior entity, and how concrete He was, over a long period of time: at least through to the end of the 2nd century; and maybe until after the Council of Nicea.

Eventually the idea of a Savior-angel-god-man became universal, and that entity was eventually portrayed as having been on earth as a human ie. in the image of God who was ironically in the image of man.

The NT writers likely co-opted, yet re-wrote, various figures & events of the 1st century, and maybe later, and probably included stories of various preacher dudes wandering around transmitting these stories when they were being developed or when they were evolving or both. One may have even been a Jesus of Galilee of even of Nazareth, but much much later than the late 20s/30s a.d

Because such a savior could not restore the Temple in Jerusalem in the times these stories were being developed (or elsewhere, b/c Diasporic Jewish groups were not dominant in their new communities), He had to be placed in time before the Fall of the Temple (the Fall of the Temple mimicking The Fall of Man as brought about by Adam), but with prophetic traits/narratives that were positive, and thus attractive to those hearing them, and with the prospect of a 2nd Coming. With King Agrippa being popular and overseeing a period of stability, and zealot uprisings increasing after his death, Jesus Christ had to be placed before Agrippa. The Resurrection narrative confirmed He was a dying-rising God capable of rising again.

Do the words and concepts of Jesus stand true or not? Analysis of history can't help you make that determination.
 
Do the words and concepts of Jesus stand true or not? Analysis of history can't help you make that determination.
What does "stand true" mean? Are you referring to whether Jesus' teachings and precepts were morally valid? If you are, that has nothing to do with whether Jesus was a real historical, or merely fictitious mythical, person. Because whether moral teachings are correct or not has nothing to do with the historical authenticity of the person who is credited with uttering them.

Also, Christianity is defined in terms of belief in Jesus' divinity, not in belief that he was a competent moral teacher. You can believe that till you're blue in the face without being a Christian.
 
What does "stand true" mean? Are you referring to whether Jesus' teachings and precepts were morally valid? If you are, that has nothing to do with whether Jesus was a real historical, or merely fictitious mythical, person. Because whether moral teachings are correct or not has nothing to do with the historical authenticity of the person who is credited with uttering them.

Also, Christianity is defined in terms of belief in Jesus' divinity, not in belief that he was a competent moral teacher. You can believe that till you're blue in the face without being a Christian.

You are over-thinking this.
 
Do the words and concepts of Jesus stand true or not? Analysis of history can't help you make that determination.

Let's take a look at some of these words and concepts:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19
Just then a man came up to Jesus and asked, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?”

17 “Why do you ask me about what is good?” Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.”

18 “Which ones?” he inquired.

Jesus replied, “‘You shall not murder, you shall not commit adultery, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, 19 honor your father and mother,’[c] and ‘love your neighbor as yourself.’[d]”

OK, not bad, but not exactly original...

20 “All these I have kept,” the young man said. “What do I still lack?”

21 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

Not exactly practical - What will the poor do when the money runs out? After all the rich people have sold all of their stuff (who to?), what happens then Mr Clever-Clogs Jesus?

22 When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

So, what about the moderately well-off? I'm guessing that anyone reading this now on their computer/phone/whatever is much richer than almost all the people who were alive in Jesus' time (with the possible exception of royalty). No soup for us!...

25 When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”

26 Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

What? What the **** does that mean Jesus? Man can't be saved? God decides on a whim?... Those Disciples really should have asked a few follow-up questions here, I think...

27 Peter answered him, “We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?”

28 Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29 And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife[e] or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. 30 But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+19

Oh, great. The Twelve get fancy chairs and people who abandon their families and jobs etc for Jesus get great wealth in heaven and live forever... But then maybe not... first, last whatever...

Just from that little random snippet I'd say that these moral teachings aren't all that great.
 
Do the words and concepts of Jesus stand true or not?
We don't have anything that verifies the words attributed to the Jesus of the NT, or the actions ascribed to Him.

[or We don't have anything that verifies the words ascribed to the Jesus of the NT, or the actions attributed to Him]
 
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The Sermon on the Mount is a series of non-sequiturs that are virtually meaningless.

It certainly is a list of stuff that seems pretty far removed from how Christianity is practiced these days:
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 5-7
He said:

3 “Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
5 Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
7 Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
8 Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
9 Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.
10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven...
That's the Beatitudes. To quote Monty Python: "Blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo..." and "What Jesus blatantly fails to realise is it's the meek who are the problem..."

Then Jesus starts to flesh out some of this:
... “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven...

OK, so that would be Jesus telling people to obey all of the OT laws. Every last one of them, even more so than "The Pharisees" and "The Teachers" or else they won't get to heaven...

“You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not murder,[a] and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.’ 22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister[c] will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’[d] is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell...


So not only is Jesus in favour of the OT Law, he wants to make it even more strict...

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’[e] 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell...

Now he is adding Thoughtcrime to the list. Bloody Hell! Don't look at girls! Don't touch yourself you'll go to HELL!

“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’[f] 32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery...

Oh well, I guess Jesus' teachings are really central to Christianity... oh, wait...

The list goes on, none of it seems particularly great: "Don't swear oaths" (tell that to the Marines), "turn the other cheek" (every bully's dream), "love your enemies" (what could possibly go wrong?), "be perfect like god" (that's easy for you to say Jesus), "don't make a big fuss about giving to the poor, do it quietly" (OK that one seems cool), "don't pray in public" ( yeah, no Christians ever do that...)

...

The list goes on, but I'm not going to bother with that. Suffice to say that it bears very little relation to modern Christianity.
 

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