Source:
http://www.thesouthernpartisan.com/archives/567
The flood of American communists sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party movement are prompting an exodus among Left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Ron Paul or Rush
Limbaugh.
Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, gay-rights and animal-rights activists plus Unitarians crossing their fields at night. “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota .
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In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador Gary Doer and pledged that his administration would take steps to reassure American leftists. A source close to President Hussein Obama said, “We’re going to have
some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts; and we might even put some endangered species on new postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out,” he said.
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