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Aliens are real!

Wait, there was an OP? And what the hell are all you people doing in here? Some of us are trying to have conversations with ourselves!
 
Of course U.F.Os exist! I once saw something in the sky that I could not identify so therefore I saw a UFO.

Of course space aliens exist! Our own galaxy is about 100,000 lightyears big, there has to be more than just us in this place.

Of course...U.F.Os are not the same thing as alien spacecraft. A U.F.O is, sorry for bringing this up again, an acronym for Unidentified Flying Object. I could have seen a stealth fighter, a F-15 fighter plane, a Chinese Satelite, a high-flying kite, a laser pointer, a radioactive pigeon etc. without knowing about it.

Also, here's another interesting thing that came to my mind about alien visitations. If they really wanted to study us in secret then why cant they:
1. Activate some kind of cloaking device.
2. Disguise their spacecraft to look like an earth-bound airplane or a jet instead of a flying saucer or an egg.
 
Paradox74 said:
Also, here's another interesting thing that came to my mind about alien visitations. If they really wanted to study us in secret then why cant they:
1. Activate some kind of cloaking device.
2. Disguise their spacecraft to look like an earth-bound airplane or a jet instead of a flying saucer or an egg.
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Over recent years I have heard this being used as an excuse for some reported claims of UFO's being later identified as planes.
There are videos on WooTube where people are filming and claiming to be looking at alien space ships and when the aircraft get closer so you can positively identify the regulation lights they all have, the camera operator says "Look, it knows I'm looking at it now and it's changed so it looks like one of our planes"

Stupidity levels are high aren't they? :boggled:
 
Stray Cat said:
Over recent years I have heard this being used as an excuse for some reported claims of UFO's being later identified as planes.
There are videos on WooTube where people are filming and claiming to be looking at alien space ships and when the aircraft get closer so you can positively identify the regulation lights they all have, the camera operator says "Look, it knows I'm looking at it now and it's changed so it looks like one of our planes"

Stupidity levels are high aren't they? :boggled:
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And aliens walk amongst us, disguised as humans...

... or cats. That would actually make more sense.
 
They disguise themselves as cats so as to prevent us from sleeping. Once we are all sleep deprived, they will take over the world! :jaw-dropp
 
23_Tauri said:
They disguise themselves as cats so as to prevent us from sleeping. Once we are all sleep deprived, they will take over the world! :jaw-dropp
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Actually, their intention is to steal earths rotational inertia and transfer it to their homeoworld, which has slowed to a stop. Fortunately they won't be getting around to this for about a thousand years, and an intrepid crew of highly skilled delivery people will be there to save the planet anyway, so no need to worry.
 
:rolleyes:
Stray Cat said:
Over recent years I have heard this being used as an excuse for some reported claims of UFO's being later identified as planes.
There are videos on WooTube where people are filming and claiming to be looking at alien space ships and when the aircraft get closer so you can positively identify the regulation lights they all have, the camera operator says "Look, it knows I'm looking at it now and it's changed so it looks like one of our planes"

Stupidity levels are high aren't they? :boggled:
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Words cannot express the level of "intelligence" that this particular camera operator has...maybe this thread should be moved to the Humor forums.
 
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