ALien implant removal...

[headscratcher4]

http://www.abduct.com/irm.htm

 

[Goshawk]

My FAVORITE part:

I went out with this guy. We hit it off and he asked me for another date. He knows about my situation. So I felt he was aware of them, and besides, he is a very spiritual man. The morning of the day of our date, he was taking his shower when all of a sudden he felt like something was choking him, and he was not able to breathe. He said he was sliding down the shower wall and felt like he was a goner, when an image of my face came to him along with a message to stop. He knew they did not want him to see me again. So for a year he did not call me, and then all of a sudden he called me and said he wanted a date. But last night he called and broke it off again. This is the closest thing I've gotten to a relationship in eight months. So tell me, what happens to the other reptilian abductees concerning relationships?

Give that guy a gold medal for figuring out the fastest way to break up with this fruitcake he discovered he had inadvertently hooked up with.

And he went back a year later to see if she was over it, and she wasn't, so he's still got a ready out--"the aliens made him do it".

I love it.

The home page is a wowser, too.
http://www.abduct.com

Egad.

 

[Tanja]

I've seen very wierd websites before, but that is REALLY weird!The website contains this brilliant quote from the lady who owns it:

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

 

[Virgil]

the JREF needs to send out missionaries to educate the unwashed masses.


Man I don't know if I should laugh or cry for these people.



Virgil

 

[Nigel]

abduct.com has a homework helper for students.

About 15 years ago, I was lucky enough to meet Phil Klass at a conference, where I bought a copy of his book UFO Abductions A Dangerous Game. He inscribed it to me, with the words, "May you be spared." Guess I've been pretty lucky....or maybe Phil's book has protected me (like a Burmese tiger trap).

 

[Batman Jr.]

I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

From abduct.com

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

It sounds more like some kind of alien dominatrix service.

 

[Camillus]

I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

The Greys are a synthetic race created by the Mi-Go as a front to study humanity.

The US government has been dealing with the Greys through MJ-12 since 1979 (although it's been aware of them for much longer) but is in denial that it is simply being used as part of the Mi-Go's programme of research. The Mi-Go (through their ciphers) toss MJ-12 tid-bits and the government in turn uses NRO DELTA agents to cover up Grey activity with disinformation campaigns, MK ULTRA reprogramming and good old assassination. We don't know what the long term goals of the Mi-Go are but they're not going to be pleasent for humanity.

The Reptilians may be another Mi-Go front but are most likely to be Serpent People scientists and sorcerers left over from the Earth's distant pre-history (the real history - not the show of smoke and mirrors that they put on to hide the TRUTH).

Hope that helps

 

[Zep]

This them?

 

[Tanja]

I thought the "Greys" and the "Reptilians" were supposed to be the same people.

Hmmm...Zep, your avatar is grey and looks like a reptile to me. Are you an alien?

(edited to try to insert an image of Zep's avatar but failed miserably)

 

[Gaga]

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

[Dolce & Gabbana Voice] Honey, The grey is Out, Reptilians are trendy [/Dolce & Gabbana voice]

I don't know if I should laugh or be scared by this people (those making these claims - not the aliens...)

 

[Craig]

When I created this web site four years ago, my clients were being visited and abducted by the Greys. Things are different now. My clients are currently being traumatized and raped by the reptilians.

Ain't life a bitch?

If it's not one alien species it's another...

 

[coalesce]

From the site:

"Evaluations: three (3) maximum
A combination of e-mail and telephoneÊ
Free

Spirit Releasement (entities, ghosts)
$65

Implant Removal or Deactivation: Greys/ZetasÊÊÊÊÊ
$65

Implant Removal or Deactivation: Reptilian
$95"

Is Dr. Nick Riviera their doctor?

Michael

 

[Hexxenhammer]

The Greys are a synthetic race created by the Mi-Go as a front to study humanity.

The US government has been dealing with the Greys through MJ-12 since 1979 (although it's been aware of them for much longer) but is in denial that it is simply being used as part of the Mi-Go's programme of research. The Mi-Go (through their ciphers) toss MJ-12 tid-bits and the government in turn uses NRO DELTA agents to cover up Grey activity with disinformation campaigns, MK ULTRA reprogramming and good old assassination. We don't know what the long term goals of the Mi-Go are but they're not going to be pleasent for humanity.

The Reptilians may be another Mi-Go front but are most likely to be Serpent People scientists and sorcerers left over from the Earth's distant pre-history (the real history - not the show of smoke and mirrors that they put on to hide the TRUTH).

Hope that helps

I HATE those mean ol' Fungi from Yuggoth. We just need to say "Adios a Mi-Go."

 

[Fungrim]

Q&A

Their Q&A section is absolutely hillarious. With question like "Should I baptize my alien hybrid children?" and "Why do I have unexplained nosebleeds?".

But of course, my favourite is "Top 10 Ways to be Abducted by Aliens "

1. Be born to an abductee.

2. Be related to an abductee.

3. Be married to an abductee.

4. Live with an abductee.

5. Spend time with an abductee.

So, there it is then. The best way of getting abducted is to listen to you mother telling you about it. And in fact, the 5 best ways are to be inspired by other abductees. Brilliant.

Btw: This is my first post here, so a big Hi to all Lovecraft fanatics and other intelligent beings. I think I'll be around a while.

 

[headscratcher4]

Number 11:

Watch TV with an Abductee.

Number 12:

Try on clothes at a store with Abudctees as clerks...(those little stalls for trying on clothes are notorious for alien activity...)

 

[Fungrim]

Nr. 13: Walk alone in a desolate place at night talking to an abductee on your mobile phone. Then claim it is all documented as the CIA secretly listened in on you call, everyone knows mobiles contains secret microphones controlled by the MIBs.

 

[Kess]

What a brilliant web site - enough raw material there for several Psychiatry PhD's, I should think.

 

[odorousrex]

I'm almost tempted to add fuel to their fire by suggesting that the "reptilians" are descendants of the Dinosaurs coming back to reclaim the planet. I bet they'd eat it up.


No....it's just too easy....

 

[Batman Jr.]

Originally posted by odorousrex

I'm almost tempted to add fuel to their fire by suggesting that the "reptilians" are descendants of the Dinosaurs coming back to reclaim the planet. I bet they'd eat it up.


No....it's just too easy....

That's the most foolish notion I've heard yet bandied about here. Everyone ought to know that the reptilians came from a planet where evolution was backwards, starting out with super-intelligent robots who created organic beings who eventually went on to genetically engineer them for their prospects in making for good leather upholstery.

 

[PinkRabbit]

When I look at things like this, I find myself wondering if the person is that dishonest, that insane, or if the answer is "yes."

The sad part is that they'll use anything including sinus problems and insomnia to try and convince people they're abuctees. Sheez.