Al Qaeda goes Interactive

[Puppycow]

Al Qaeda's No. 2 takes questions via the Internet

Apparantly Ayman al-Zawahri, Osama bin Laden's deputy, has been accepting questions from the public via the Internet.
Among the questions submitted:

"I want to travel to join jihad and I sought my mother's permission, but she would not give it to me. Can I go without her permission?

 

[TragicMonkey]

"Dear al Qaeda, last week I wrote to both you and Dear Abby about my wife spending too much time with her girl friends from work. You said I should shoot her in the face, but Dear Abby said I should find some friends of my own. I thought I could combine your advice and make some friends with al Qaeda, but I'm not sure I want to hang out with people who suggest I should shoot people. Savage Love had advice about shooting people in the face, but I don't think he meant it the same way you did. Confused in Louisville, KY."

 

[Beerina]

Al-qaeda has been "interactive" since the morning of 9/11. Earlier than that, even.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Yes, but can I use my Zwinky on their site?

 

[Beerina]

They need photo-realistic zwinkies instead of those cartoonish ones.