Al Gore Getting A Divorce

[The Central Scrutinizer]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/01/breaking-al-and-tipper-gore-decide-to-separate/

I guess there is some global cooling going on in that relationship.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

I bet you that Tipper found his stash of porn and that just set her off.

 

[willhaven]

Al was a closet 2 Live Crew fan.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

She probably got tired of waiting for the royalty checks he promised her for inventing the Internet.

 

[HarryKeogh]

What happens after 40 years of marriage that makes one say "ok, that does it, now I want a divorce!"

 

[BenBurch]

What happens after 40 years of marriage that makes one say "ok, that does it, now I want a divorce!"

Growing apart. I've seen it happen.

 

[Tricky]

Growing apart. I've seen it happen.

Speaking as a child of parents that should have been divorced, you are dead right about that. There comes a time to peacefully go your separate ways.

 

[willhaven]

Growing apart. I've seen it happen.

Of all the marriages, over half end in divorce. How many of the rest do you think are truly happy?

I think it's a rarity that a couple stays happy until one passes away.

 

[Thunder]

what does this have to do with Politics?

is Gore still a politician?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

What happens after 40 years of marriage that makes one say "ok, that does it, now I want a divorce!"

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You're practically dead already, do you really want to go back to the dating scene? Who would go out with you, other than another almost dead person?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

what does this have to do with Politics?

is Gore still a politician?

Yes.

 

[Upchurch]

what does this have to do with Politics?

is Gore still a politician?

Politically active former VP.

However, to my knowledge, Gore never campaigned as a "family values" candidate who claimed "divorce is immoral". So, while perhaps noteworthy, it isn't particularly significant of anything.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

However, to my knowledge, Gore never campaigned as a "family values" candidate who claimed "divorce is immoral". So, while perhaps noteworthy, it isn't particularly significant of anything.

Other than to serve as a catalyst for Al Gore jokes.

 

[Lurker]

Maybe Al discovered another Love Canal? (Reference: http://www.dailyhowler.com/h120899_2.shtml)

 

[Upchurch]

Other than to serve as a catalyst for Al Gore jokes.

...significant of anything having to do with politics.

I like Gore. He's a funny guy. I wish him well.

 

[BenBurch]

I'm waiting for somebody to use this as an argument against Global Warming...

 

[Lisa Simpson]

I like Gore. He's a funny guy. I wish him well.

Plus, he's ridden the mighty moon worm:

 

[Cain]

But Gore planted one on her during the 2000 nomination... and everybody thought Bill and Hillary wouldn't last... Watch, Gore's gonna be porkin' either an environmental lobbyist or Hollywood producer.

 

[Upchurch]

Plus, he's ridden the mighty moon worm:

He's a 12th-level vice-president.

 

[Brainster]

I'm waiting for somebody to use this as an argument against Global Warming...

Well, their carbon footprint will certainly increase.