Al Gore affair with Larry David's Ex.

[Noztradamus]

http://www.starmagazine.com/al_gore_laurie_david_affair/news/16986

"Al Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage.

We all thought those two crazy kids were going to make it

 

[Beerina]

And now, the punch line.

































Wait for it...
































Looks like Tipper shouldn't have been censoring Al's relief-valve porn all this time.

 

[Lolly]

I would have thought that picturing Larry David having sex would be one of the worst things imaginable,

I think Larry David's attractive.

 

[Vic Vega]

This was reported in Star Magazine, so it has to be true, right?

 

[Whiplash]

I think Larry David's attractive.

I don't think he is unattractive... But he's Larry David (and I'm a fan). Seeing him do it with the handicapped girl in the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm was a little bizarre.

I think my problem was that this story forced me to consider the sexual activity of each of the four people involved (Tipper, Al, Larry, Laurie) in rapid succession. It was too much.

 

[Vorticity]

I think my problem was that this story forced me to consider the sexual activity of each of the four people involved (Tipper, Al, Larry, Laurie) in rapid succession. It was too much.

It forced me to picture Jesse Jackson engaged in heavy petting with Madeleine Albright, but that's just me.

 

[Whiplash]

It forced me to picture Jesse Jackson engaged in heavy petting with Madeleine Albright, but that's just me.

You sir, are evil.

 

[coalesce]

Looks like Al couldn't curb his enthusiasm.

Michael

 

[Puppycow]

This was reported in Star Magazine, so it has to be true, right?

Not necessarily, but there's nothing supernatural about it or obvious red flags that I'm aware of.

ETA: magazines can get sued if they make up lies out of whole cloth. It's bad for the bottom line.

 

[Darth Rotor]

No....NO...it can't be true! It can't I tell you! Al is MINE!! All mine! He just doesn't know it yet! I'm going to drag him off in chains as my exclusive love slave!!


(I wonder why they're chasing me with those butterfly nets again? seems to be happening a lot lately. )

I so wish you would, and if you'd send a few pics of you in hot leather gear, with Al in chains, you'd be amazed at how our gratitude would manifest itself.

Benjamins, fine dining, dancing, cruises, skiing, the world would be thine oyster.

You go, Girl!

@ Cain: well played

In re Al's target, if true: OK, Al, that's a few steps above a Monica, so at least you went for decent quim when you crapped all over your wife of forty years ... you cheatin' sonofagun.

 

[applecorped]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0624101gore1.html

"JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia."

 

[Wolrab]

The divorce had nothing to do with Gore's obsession with Manbearpig? Cereally?

 

[EvilSmurf]

ETA: magazines can get sued if they make up lies out of whole cloth. It's bad for the bottom line.

Very hard to win a lawsuit for libel in the US if you're a public figure. Gore is most certainly a public figure.

 

[Captain.Sassy]

Well, I guess the Earth isn't getting warmer after all.

Bra-vo

nominated for pith.

 

[applecorped]

Hockey stick has a whole new meaning.

 

[Arrow]

I guess Al checked him self in as "Mr Stone". I thought he was the plastic man.

http://dougpowers.com/2010/06/24/global-warming-causes-masseuse-to-accuse-al-gore/

 

[Whiplash]

He should have checked himself in as "Mr. Larch".

 

[Arrow]

Well, just what we need - in case there was confusion on what happened between Al and the masseuse, an animation of event has been created.

http://dougpowers.com/2010/06/26/al-gores-alleged-sexual-assault/

 

[bit_pattern]

Well, I guess the Earth isn't getting warmer after all.

Took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[Puppycow]

Very hard to win a lawsuit for libel in the US if you're a public figure. Gore is most certainly a public figure.

Depends on the merits of the case really. If the magazine just makes something up that's provably untrue, it will probably lose.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Burnett_v._National_Enquirer,_Inc.