Mashuna
Ovis ex Machina
Well, I don't know what to say, really, accept that "there are many things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." (Ref: Shakespere).
Damn, I was with you all the way until you got the quote wrong. I was happy with levitating Shaman, heavy dogs, Roswell and voodoo. But by misquoting Hamlet, you've lost me.
By the way, what happens if the levitating Shaman gets a heavy dog? Do they just average out to normal, or does the dog go for walkies with the Shaman floating along behind, like a balloon?