Acupuncture Cruise

[zakur]

Celebrity Cruises Presents World's First 'Acupuncture At Sea'

MIAMI, Sept. 22 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Continuing its trendsetting innovations, award-winning premium cruise operator Celebrity Cruises has become the world's first line to offer "Acupuncture at Sea."

Acupuncture at Sea is a vivid example of the rejuvenating experience we offer our guests," said Celebrity's Senior Vice President of Fleet Operations, Dietmar Wertanzl. "It also is another program that differentiates our product, and reinforces that a Celebrity vacation is, as our tagline states, 'a true departure'."

Debuting on Infinity this month, Celebrity's Acupuncture at Sea program will include lectures about acupuncture, feng shui, nutrition, and healing with herbs, in addition to the acupuncture treatments themselves.

No doubt they'll rake in a boatload of money on this.

 

[tamiO]

I would be in a sticky situation if I booked on this cruise.

 

[ceo_esq]

Let's just hope the ship doesn't go down. I'd hate to be stuck in an inflatable rubber lifeboat with a bunch of acupuncturists.

 

[Professor Frink]

Quoth Dietmar:
Acupuncture at Sea is a vivid example of the rejuvenating experience we offer our guests," said Celebrity's Senior Vice President of Fleet Operations, Dietmar Wertanzl. "It also is another program that differentiates our product, and reinforces that a Celebrity vacation is, as our tagline states, 'a true departure'."

A true departure from science.

I'd wear my shoes on deck at all times if I were on this boat. Never know when your foot-based acupuncture junctures will be whatevered by a needle.

Frink