Helen
Implicitly explicit
Ok, ok. I admit it. We're cool.
Somewhere I have (or had) a Chas Addams cartoon with a husband obviously trying to sleep while his angry wife is sitting up in bed yelling "How can you just lie there and accept continental drift?"I remember being taught about continental drift and tectonic plates around 1970.
I'm next in Sweden in April and I can't wait to sit in a café in the Gamla Stan and hope that some of the cool and charisma rubs off on me.Ok, ok. I admit it. We're cool.
A café in Gamla Stan? You have outed yourself, we'll all know you're a touristI'm next in Sweden in April and I can't wait to sit in a café in the Gamla Stan and hope that some of the cool and charisma rubs off on me.
What can I say? In spite of all of my efforts, like eating lots of cinnamon and cardamom rolls and playing in a wilfully obscure metal band, I'll never qualify as Swedish.A café in Gamla Stan? You have outed yourself, we'll all know you're a touristIf I still lived there, I could have shown you some really cool cafes, that probably aren't cool any longer
And charisma? Swedes? Charisn'tma is more like us - we smile mysteriously because we're painfully shy, not because we're glamorous!
Don't worry, we get so excited when someone likes us, that you could expect to be adopted by at least 75% of us. We'll play all cool if you praise us, but on the inside, we're jumping up and down with exexhilarationWhat can I say? In spite of all of my efforts, like eating lots of cinnamon and cardamom rolls and playing in a wilfully obscure metal band, I'll never qualify as Swedish.