A question for atheists.

[Kimpatsu]

Your genitals are filthy and disgusting? Well, that would explain your bad mood...

May I suggest a bath?

Gives a whole new meaning to "washed in the blood of the lamb", doesn't it? Not content with gay sex, 1inC now needs to bring a sheep into the mix!
I always knew he was baamy...

 

[1inChrist]

Your genitals are filthy and disgusting? Well, that would explain your bad mood...

May I suggest a bath?

NO THEY ARE QUITE CLEAN AS I SHOWER DAILY BUT SPEAKING OF GENITALS IN GENERAL IS FILTHY AND DISGUSTING.

 

[Kimpatsu]

I might just whip this up for lunch!

Leave whipping out of this!

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

NO THEY ARE QUITE CLEAN AS I SHOWER DAILY BUT SPEAKING OF GENITALS IN GENERAL IS FILTHY AND DISGUSTING.

You accused them of speaking of your genitals, which would be specific genitals, not general.

 

[Z]

Ugh - Kimpatsu... THAT left a baaaad taste in the mouth!

NO THEY ARE QUITE CLEAN AS I SHOWER DAILY BUT SPEAKING OF GENITALS IN GENERAL IS FILTHY AND DISGUSTING.

Why would you believe this, 1IC? Genitals are a beautiful creation given to us by the divine so that we might procreate and enjoy sensual pleasures! Why be ashamed of genitalia? I, for one, love the appearance of my *******

On second thought, I don't think I'll describe the grandeur and beauty of my John Thomas, on the off chance children or desparate housewives might be reading this post.

Be proud of your block-and-tackle, 1in. God created it, after all - and aren't all of God's creations beautiful?

 

[Jontg]

Of course, most of God's other creatures are fixed these days...

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Will there be genitals in Heaven? If we were made in God's image, is it reasonable to assume He has genitals as well? If so, which set? Both? Are God's genitals dirty and shameful? Why did He give us dirty and shameful bits? Couldn't omnipotence coupled with omniscience provide clean, tasteful genitalia for both sexes?

 

[Jontg]

He did--but then Satan gave us hair to trick us into thinking we were descended from those furry, sinful apes.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Will there be genitals in Heaven? If we were made in God's image, is it reasonable to assume He has genitals as well? If so, which set? Both? Are God's genitals dirty and shameful? Why did He give us dirty and shameful bits? Couldn't omnipotence coupled with omniscience provide clean, tasteful genitalia for both sexes?

God doesn't have genitals. He's like a giant Ken doll. In fact, I bet in heaven everyone is like Barbie and Ken. Utterly sexless, so as to keep those filthy genitals away from the purity of heaven. Another reason to choose Skepchick Hell.

 

[Jontg]

'Fraid not--angels have sex drives just like anybody else. (pats his pet Nephilim on the head) Cute lil' half-celestial, ain't he?

 

[Dr Adequate]

Let's say tomorrow God were proven to be true. Heaven, Hell, Jesus, eternal Salvation, eternal Damnation, Sacrifice, Resurrection etc.

Then what? What would you do? Would you join Satan in rebeling against God? Or will you come to the winning team and spare yourself eternal torment in the lake that burneth with fire and brimestone?

I would worship God, obviously.

But you nuts have had two thousand years to come up with a proof, so I'm not holding my breath. Two millenia of failure --- how's about that?

 

[Leif Roar]

Re: Re: A question for atheists.

Two millenia of failure --- how's about that?

Well, be fair - they haven't had quite that long to come up with a proof for you.

 

[Dr Adequate]

YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT POOL YOU ARE SPEAKING OF MY GENITALS WHICH IS FILTHY AND DISGUSTING AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

Haven't you read the Bible? It's full of fiilthy and disgusting stuff about genitalia. (As well genocide, mutilation, rape, incest, and animal and human sacrifice --- some more disgusting things which God apparently approves of.)

 

[Z]

Reminds me of a great line used in the Skeptic's Annotated Bible: "God loves penises but He really hates foreskins."

 

[AWPrime]

NO THEY ARE QUITE CLEAN AS I SHOWER DAILY.

それを証明してもいいか。

 

[Kimpatsu]

Re: Re: Re: A question for atheists.

Well, be fair - they haven't had quite that long to come up with a proof for you.

No, Lief, they haven't come up with any proof, full stop. If they had, there wouldn't be skeptics. So take a Lief out of my book, and embrace Atheism. You'll Roar with pleasure at the consequences!

 

[Kimpatsu]

それを証明してもいいか。

Now, I really don't need proof of that sort, AWP...
ちなみに、どうして　ä¸_国語　も　日本語　も　分かりますか。

 

[TragicMonkey]

YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT POOL YOU ARE SPEAKING OF MY GENITALS WHICH IS FILTHY AND DISGUSTING AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

Your genitals are filthy and disgusting?

I might have guessed. Have you tried, I don't know, bathing?

 

[jimmygun]

Will there be genitals in Heaven? If we were made in God's image, is it reasonable to assume He has genitals as well? If so, which set? Both? Are God's genitals dirty and shameful? Why did He give us dirty and shameful bits? Couldn't omnipotence coupled with omniscience provide clean, tasteful genitalia for both sexes?

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm! Tasteful genitals! MMMMMMmmmmmmm!

 

[AWPrime]

Now, I really don't need proof of that sort, AWP...
ちなみに、どうして丟国語も日本語も分かりますか。

Japenese is not my language, but I do have an interrest in it, becasue of anime and manga. But I am just trying to make his head explode.

ps. Are the translations any good?