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A Question About Ghosts...

If I had to make something up, I'd say that the "spirit" has no detectable physical or empirically visible form (are you liking this so far?) but is only manipulating the viewer's quantumvibrationalenergetic lobe, resulting in a Spirit Induced Hallicination (SIH) which is indistinguishable from a normal hallucination, dream, or drug trip.

How's that? Sounds pretty water tight to me. Where my mirrion dorrar?

Does that help?
 
If I had to make something up, I'd say that the "spirit" has no detectable physical or empirically visible form (are you liking this so far?) but is only manipulating the viewer's <insert scientific sounding name here> lobe, resulting in a Spirit Induced Hallicination (SIH) which is indistinguishable from a normal hallucination, dream, or drug trip.

How's that? Sounds pretty water tight to me. Where my mirrion dorrar?

Hey, Temporal, looks like we have our answer! :)
 
Originally Posted by Big Les
If I had to make something up, I'd say that the "spirit" has no detectable physical or empirically visible form (are you liking this so far?) but is only manipulating the viewer's <insert scientific sounding name here> lobe, resulting in a Spirit Induced Hallicination (SIH) which is indistinguishable from a normal hallucination, dream, or drug trip.

How's that? Sounds pretty water tight to me. Where my mirrion dorrar
?

Hey, Temporal, looks like we have our answer! :)

It's better than that slimy, sticky, ectoplasm!
 
The other day, I happened to catch a glimpse of an episode of The Ghost Whisperer that my mother-in-law was watching on tape. All of a sudden, I was hit by a question:

Why do ghosts wear clothes?

Now, if a ghost is supposed to be a person's 'soul' or 'spiritual energy' that goes on walkabout after the unfortunate person dies, why do they have clothes on? Do clothes have a 'spiritual energy' that clings to the person after they die? Now, I know that on television, nudity isn't usually allowed on regular network TV; but, what about in a 'real world' application?

I know this sounds goofy, but I'd still like to hear some thoughts on this.
Well, of course you are right, but, if you think about it at all, there are dozens and dozens of similar sorts questions that could be asked. It reveals the ridiculousness the entire notion of ghosts - just as asking questions in the same way about god reveals the ridiculousness of that notion.
 
Why wouldn't ghosts wear clothes? Seriously, for all we know it's cold and rainy in the afterlife. Or maybe they don't want the hot babe ghosts to see their pasty chests. And then there's the "I forged these chains in my life" ala Marley/Scrooge, where your clothes somehow reflect what you did when you were alive.

Ghosts are no different from living people. In fact, they usually turn out to be a living person after all. ;)
 
If you read Japanese folklore, you discover Japanese Ghosts generally don't have legs and feet. What a bummer! That closet full of shoes, and you can't even have a shade of a single pair!
 
Why wouldn't ghosts wear clothes? Seriously, for all we know it's cold and rainy in the afterlife. Or maybe they don't want the hot babe ghosts to see their pasty chests. And then there's the "I forged these chains in my life" ala Marley/Scrooge, where your clothes somehow reflect what you did when you were alive.

Ghosts are no different from living people. In fact, they usually turn out to be a living person after all. ;)

Oh, but didn't you hear Sylvia Browne, numerous times, tell us that the weather is perfect on the Other Side and it is always 70 degrees F? Also, she tells us there are no insects. :p
 
I'm pretty sure it's as simple as it simply taking a form that has meaning to it. Some ghosts appear completely different than they did in life in a lot of ghost stories ya know, like huge demons or whatever. There's plenty of silly stuff to come up with, but let's represent these odd views correctly at least. They say it's spirit energy formed into a ghost, not the entire body leaving an exact spirit replica. Might as well ask why they aren't just floating brain shapes. Think Star Trek. Their "default" shape is probably some white glowing orb that reshapes itself based on it's own psychology, or whatever.

But who cares? The REAL question is, can we suck them up into special "traps" and power a metropolitan area with them?
 
Oh, but didn't you hear Sylvia Browne, numerous times, tell us that the weather is perfect on the Other Side and it is always 70 degrees F? Also, she tells us there are no insects. :p
Could Sylvia Browne be anymore completely repulsive? I bet her breath wilts flowers too.
 
Could Sylvia Browne be anymore completely repulsive? I bet her breath wilts flowers too.

And she picks her teeth with those HUGE nails, or she cleans her nails with her teeth...or something. Ewww! :faint:
If she really sees ghosts, I would kind of think that they would avoid her and seek out someone more, er, attractive? And I don't mean John Edward, either! :sour:
 
Ah, see, these souls still have strong links to material things and vanity. This attachment is keeping them imprisioned here at our material plane.

The nude ghosts are on the other side, beyond the tunnel of light.

Cand I make some money with this?

Only if Golden Palace buys it from you on eBay.
 
OMG!

I just had the most terrible thought.

Naked ghosts, Sylvia Browne dying, ... Yikes!
 
Ghost wear clothes for the same reason living people watch reality shows with spoiled rich kids.:eye-poppi
 

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