Eleatic Stranger said:
Now, this is one of those older philosophic problems, and I think I've got a solution to it but I'm not entirely sure. First though I'd like to see what you all make of the problem.
Now, clearly something has gone wrong here. But what?
(Note: I know that the problem is that reasoning like that he's going to lose - that is why the conclusion is false. However, what went wrong in the reasoning?)
Well, here goes.
Since I was the Duke of York in a previous life, I would first like to ask: are we sure these assumptions were made by a king? A king in charge of an army in the midst of battle? If so what type of king is this - a fairy king (or maybe queen)?
What king would send his men (whether a small or large group) down a hill and then up a hill again? Once at the top of the hill, where the enemy are lurking, ready to pounce, the poor soldiers (whether in a small or large batallion) would be so worn out they wouldn't even have the energy to see the soldiers never mind attack them and win the battle.
Your king doesn't want to lose his men - that's his problem - he doesn't want to fight, he's not interested in winning, hence the apathy. But then again, maybe you're acutually referring to:
Why - the Grand Old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched up to the top of the hill,
and then marched them down again
(all together now..!!)
The grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.
When they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were only halfway up
They were neither up nor down.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're referring to, in fact you must be referring to the King of France (note the word KING):
The King of France went up the hill
With twenty thousand men;
The King of France came down the hill,
And ne’er went up again.
It's as simple as "A.B.C"