A confession

[Oystein]

Almost spit out my coffee.

Liar!
No one can read this fast, or keep coffee in the mouth so long!

 

[triforcharity]

You Sir Almond, win the internet!!

 

[Sivan Kurzberg]

“And you'll have to work in secret, one floor at a time, removing drywall, cutting beams, placing explosives, and then repairing everything exactly the way it looked before without leaving the smell of wet paint or evidence of any drywall damage and repair. The batteries for the explosives need to last for 8 months, the device always needs to be on, and no other radio, television, short-wave, community band or other electronic transmitter can interfere or cause premature explosion. The devices will also have to be protected against any damage that might occur from the impact of the plane, since it will be necessary to have a precisely controlled sequence of explosions in order to pull this off correctly.” Rove told me.

“Uhh...” I stammered. “Sirs, I don't know how effective using explosives will be for keeping this a secret demolition. CAN’T WE JUST BURN IT DOWN? YOU KNOW! THERMAL EXPANSION!!!!!”

“NO YOU TURD!” WHEN THE HELL HAS THAT EVER WORKED?” Rice shouted, her voice control having ceased at the half-way point in the bottle. “

 

[Grizzly Bear]

I'm with you, Mr Almond, this NWO business of getting paid to debunk these debunkers has gotten old and tiring!! I desire a new career one of truth!!! And some chocolate cake... aye yos mios!!!!
And I demand my lifetime NWO retirement pension of chocolate cake right this instant!!!

 

[The Almond]

“And you'll have to work in secret, one floor at a time, removing drywall, cutting beams, placing explosives, and then repairing everything exactly the way it looked before without leaving the smell of wet paint or evidence of any drywall damage and repair. The batteries for the explosives need to last for 8 months, the device always needs to be on, and no other radio, television, short-wave, community band or other electronic transmitter can interfere or cause premature explosion. The devices will also have to be protected against any damage that might occur from the impact of the plane, since it will be necessary to have a precisely controlled sequence of explosions in order to pull this off correctly.” Rove told me.

“Uhh...” I stammered. “Sirs, I don't know how effective using explosives will be for keeping this a secret demolition. CAN’T WE JUST BURN IT DOWN? YOU KNOW! THERMAL EXPANSION!!!!!”

“NO YOU TURD!” WHEN THE HELL HAS THAT EVER WORKED?” Rice shouted, her voice control having ceased at the half-way point in the bottle. “

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first Truther who missed the point.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first Truther who missed the point.

If only. He doesn't even appear to know which side he's on.

Dave