A close shave. Drive by shooting.

[fagin]

Only really wanted to start the thread because they missed the obvious headline.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/arizona-barber-shop-drive-bullets-narrowly-miss-four-073300113.html

"Video released by Arizona police shows how a four-year-old girl narrowly escaped being shot when gunfire shattered the windows of a barber shop she was playing in."

Idiot was aiming at the shop next door, so presumablya bit short sighted as well as drunk and dangerous.

 

[marplots]

If a shooter shoots every and only those who don't shoot themselves, who shoots the shooter?

 

[fuelair]

Only really wanted to start the thread because they missed the obvious headline.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/arizona-barber-shop-drive-bullets-narrowly-miss-four-073300113.html

"Video released by Arizona police shows how a four-year-old girl narrowly escaped being shot when gunfire shattered the windows of a barber shop she was playing in."

Idiot was aiming at the shop next door, so presumablya bit short sighted as well as drunk and dangerous.

Hang him!!!!!

 

[baron]

Missed her by a hair's breadth.

 

[shemp]

Missed her by a hair's breadth.

By a razor-thin margin!