I have just balanced on a 15-gram Coke can, so I know it can support 7,257 times its own weight in dead load. Therefore the towers should have been able to support at least a 7.26 trillion pound (3.3 trillion kg) dead load, about as much as 605 Great Pyramids of Khufu (Cheops) at Giza. You can't argue against such obvious physical truths.
You're trying to tell me that a skyscraper is as flimsy as a thin aluminum Coke can? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dude, don't you know STRUCTURAL STEEL IS STRONGER THAN THIN ALUMINUM!!!! it would hold much more weight than that! I don't need any calculations to show this, it's obvious. But if you need proof, here's a link to a chart containing very large numbers.
And if soda cans are so strong then why were none found in the debris? Last time I was on a plane they had whole carts full of little cans of soda. No soda cans = no planes at ground zero!! Look at the bottom of the can, you'll see it's curved. That's to resist the force of the ground as it pushes up on the can, allowing the can to be crushed for dispoal or recycling. Did the World Trade Center have curved bottoms? I DON'T THINK SO!!! So how could they collapase? Here's a clue: Travis Fergusen R.Gr. of the N.I.P.A. says there were 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL in the North Tower. Where are those bottles now? Did they really "just happen" to fall? Don't we have the right to answers to these questions? Let me remind you that NO BUILDING IN HISTORY has ever been filled with carbonated beverage, had its top popped open and its contents sucked out through a plastic straw! It's just not possible!
Carbonation, carbon dioxide, global warming, warm beer, beer bottles, soda cans, straws, straw men, straw hats, politicians, political parties, keg parties, single-serving containers, self-serving conspirators, cover-ups, covert ops, overt cops, pop tops, IHOP, MIHOP -- are you beginning to see the pattern here? Building Seven was pulled, cans of Seven-Up have pull tabs, and the tab was about seven million dollars. Or will you try to pretend it's not obvious? You can STAND on a CAN, but CAN you STAND the truth?
Respectfully,
Several beers, using Myriad as a shill
