CapelDodger
Penultimate Amazing
Thousands of scientists have refuted the global warming scam.
None have. Not one. Zip. Nada. It would only take one, after all, and guess what - the "scam" is still going.
There are scientists who have denied it, but nobody serious listens to them any more.
The Pacific islands that have rising sea levels is because the globe slowly changes shape over time and at the moment it is bulging more at the equator.
Are you pulling my bell-end, tosh? (That's Brit-speak for "Geddoudahere!")
The ancient maps of Antarctic are in the hands of the Vatican along with much knowledge.
Have they let you see it? I wouldn't trust their word that they've got it.
The North West Passage was open for some of our early explorers ...
Is that why John Cabot didn't come back that last time? Maybe he got to the Pacific and settled in Tahiti (I would have).
... it's not open now.
Not just at the moment, but it is mid-winter. It'll be open in the summer, just as it was the last two summers.
Yep the sky is falling, keep up the panic, makes you sound smart.
Panic never made anybody sound smart - well, not in my experience, anyway. Being smart is the best way to sound smart. Which, frankly, you don't.
(Do you have anything on the North-East Passage? Did the Russians keep it a secret back in the day?)



