Merged 2026 Mid-Term election outcomes: US Congress

[PitPat]

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

WHERE THE HELL IS DECOY DAN?

I FLEW 22 HOURS to ALASKA to speak with the FAKE Dan Sullivan, and it turns out he FLED THE TOWN

We staked out Decoy Dan’s house for SEVERAL hours over TWO DAYS and couldn’t detect even the slightest movements in the house.

We’re told he hopped on a flight earlier this week after catching wind of the BOMBSHELL story about his recruitment to run for Senate to confuse voters — despite being holed up in his house for the ENTIRE rest of the election.

Decoy Dan is MIA, and FBI is hopefully hot on his trail.

We CANNOT ALLOW this sort of election manipulation in our government.

Throw the BOOK at him, DOJ!

video in link

Who is this dip ◊◊◊◊ and why does he feel entitled to talk to him? And what law has he broken by going incommunicado?

 

[AmyStrange]

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

WHERE THE HELL IS DECOY DAN?

I FLEW 22 HOURS to ALASKA to speak with the FAKE Dan Sullivan, and it turns out he FLED THE TOWN

We staked out Decoy Dan’s house for SEVERAL hours over TWO DAYS and couldn’t detect even the slightest movements in the house.

We’re told he hopped on a flight earlier this week after catching wind of the BOMBSHELL story about his recruitment to run for Senate to confuse voters — despite being holed up in his house for the ENTIRE rest of the election.

Decoy Dan is MIA, and FBI is hopefully hot on his trail.

We CANNOT ALLOW this sort of election manipulation in our government.

Throw the BOOK at him, DOJ!

video in link

He's probably hiding out at mar-a-loco. Go get him Nick.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

To the folks at leftist German magazine @DerSpiegel, be VERY careful about how you frame the interview about Decoy Dan you did here in Petersburg, Alaska

Because I recorded the entire thing

Foreign election interference will NOT be tolerated

Sincerely, the guy whose breakfast you interrupted.

video in link

 

[The Great Zaganza]

"I am still relevant! Notice Me!"

 

[Andy_Ross]

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

The Democrats have nominate a slate of candidates who are all extremists, freaks and America-hating lunatics

 

[Flo]

Who's the "expert"? No interest in watching a second of the idiot host.

Sarah Crosby Mallory Paine (born 1957) is an American historian who was the William S. Sims University Professor of History and Grand Strategy at the U.S. Naval War College in Newport, Rhode Island.[1][2] She has written and co-edited several books on naval policy and grand strategy, as well as subjects of interest to the United States Navy or Department of Defense.

Very knowledgeable. No friend of the current US administration policies.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I had no idea Piers Morgan was still relevant.

His interview of Liz Truss was good for a giggle.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Too bad most of the ones he endorsed in the primary are going down in flames. Can't hide from that, though he'll try.

They'll be idiots and losers who he never really endorsed anyway. Even the ones whose butts he liked.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

This is the thing though, when you constantly do this "end of times" ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ for every single thing that happens then the fearmongering just dies out. No one cares what Elon thinks anymore, and with both him and Trump just screaming in people's face about how the world will end of the Dems gain power, it now means nothing. The only people damaging this country are them.

The problem though is that the fearmongering also dies out when you're constantly accusing the other side of what you yourself are planning to do. It's like 'The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf' if it was the wolf that kept creeping out of the forest to shout "Wolf! Wolf!" until the villagers had enough and left it to enjoy a quiet lunch of Little Boy undisturbed.

 

[Darat]

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

The Democrats have nominate a slate of candidates who are all extremists, freaks and America-hating lunatics

Well he should know.

 

[Helen]

Well he should know.

I'm getting ever so slightly tired of this "every accusation is a confession" schtick. It's a bit like living with a teenage boy who is in his ironic era.

 

[Darat]

Fake poll:

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/01/upshot/poll-times-siena-senate-midterms.html?unlocked_article_code=1.NVE.-dMU.vue6haJfBMn3&smid=url-share

The Final Polls Show a Blue Surge. Can We Trust Them?​

Democrats lead in all the key states that will decide Senate control, according to new Times/Siena surveys​

 

[Flo]

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

The Democrats have nominate a slate of candidates who are all extremists, freaks and America-hating lunatics

"… and it's horrible because l'Etat America c'est moi !"

 

[kookbreaker]

Latest polling suggests Michigan is the safest bet of all, so no harm done.

Haley Stevens is getting absolutely slammed on social media by various political commenters. A lot of dirt is coming out, and things like her staff resigning and her antics trying to sabotage other Democrats is being mentioned. Even centrist Democrats aren't saying anything in her defense about this move. Republicans, after their initial chuckle, are trying to pretend it didn't really happen.

 

[shemp]

Who is this dip ◊◊◊◊ and why does he feel entitled to talk to him? And what law has he broken by going incommunicado?

He's just another tapeworm sticking out of Trump's ass.

 

[shemp]

Haley Stevens is getting absolutely slammed on social media by various political commenters. A lot of dirt is coming out, and things like her staff resigning and her antics trying to sabotage other Democrats is being mentioned. Even centrist Democrats aren't saying anything in her defense about this move. Republicans, after their initial chuckle, are trying to pretend it didn't really happen.

She's made Fetterman look rational by comparison.

 

[steenkh]

Haley Stevens is getting absolutely slammed on social media by various political commenters. A lot of dirt is coming out, and things like her staff resigning and her antics trying to sabotage other Democrats is being mentioned. Even centrist Democrats aren't saying anything in her defense about this move. Republicans, after their initial chuckle, are trying to pretend it didn't really happen.

How much was she offered?

 

[jimbob]

It is typical of MAGA to lionize songs that were written to criticize people just like them. I remember a bunch of MAGA slam dancing to Rage a few years ago....

And then complaining about "when did it become political?"
Which tells me they never listened to (or possibly understood) the lyrics.

 

[The_Animus]

The problem though is that the fearmongering also dies out when you're constantly accusing the other side of what you yourself are planning to do. It's like 'The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf' if it was the wolf that kept creeping out of the forest to shout "Wolf! Wolf!" until the villagers had enough and left it to enjoy a quiet lunch of Little Boy undisturbed.

You may know this already but I believe this is called Accusation in a Mirror and is unfortunately a fairly effective tactic.

Accusation in a mirror - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ZiprHead]

C/P from the other thread where I posted it.

Biggest political blunder since the '24 presidential election.

El Sayed is up by 11 points over Rogers according to the NYT. In the hours following Stephens' announcement donations to his campaign came in the millions of dollars. Most of her staff have quit in disgust.

Stephens' complains of El Sayed being "hateful" when Rogers and the super PACS backing him have been running extremely hateful and bigoted ad campaigns against him. Does she not have a working pair of eyes?

Her political career is over.