Cont: 2024 Election Thread part 2

[The Atheist]

Jimmy Carter says he wants to live long enough to vote for Kamala Harris.

Go Jimmy!

I hope he lives long enough to piss on Trump's grave. But if he doesn't, I'm willing to do it for him.

There's a very long queue.

 

[dann]

Will AI win the election?

You gotta love Donald. This man NEVER EVER EVER stops lying. My latest favorite slew of Trump lies was about crowd size.
If you are unaware, Trump just held a rally in the same venue as Kamala did in Atlanta last week. And of course Trump said that the crowd was larger for him. But video and photos show the opposite was true.


https://youtu.be/G5zuY6R8a40?si=EUUDq_8NeToE6Th9

But, but, but ... what about this photo?!

I am happy to see that the Democratic nominee for the president has five fingers on each hand.... #InigoMontoya
Galina Esther Shubina (X, Aug 5, 2024)

(I notice that Matt Gaetz isn't the only one who has had some work done.)

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump blames “the school administration” for hundreds of empty seats at his rally. He says thousands were outside but the school administration wouldn't let them in.
That's why he didn't have as many people in the arena as Harris had for her rally four days previously.

Video in link

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1819860831732969809?t=CgMR7lOHwrMcLGzXfqxtkA&s=19

 

[acbytesla]

Trump blames “the school administration” for hundreds of empty seats at his rally. He says thousands were outside but the school administration wouldn't let them in.
That's why he didn't have as many people in the arena as Harris had for her rally four days previously.

Video in link

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1819860831732969809?t=CgMR7lOHwrMcLGzXfqxtkA&s=19

Trump blames others for everything. It's what he does.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Elon says civil war is inevitable

 

[shemp]

Elon says civil war is inevitable

I can picture him in a tank. He'd make Mike Dukakis look good by comparison.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Elon says civil war is inevitable

Let's start at his place - does Thursday work for everyone?
Torches and Pitchforks not provided.

 

[The Atheist]

Punters have seen the winds of change and Trump is now at $1-70 to Kamala's $2-00.

Give it a week and it'll be the other way round.

And kudos to punters who bet on Harris when she was at 20:1 - they can cash out now and relax.

The tsunami continues to build.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Elon says civil war is inevitable

Sorry wrong thread. He said it of the UK.

 

[The Atheist]

Meanwhile, Nate Silver's meta-analysis of polling shows a Harris lead for the first time.

https://www.natesilver.net/p/nate-silver-2024-president-election-polls-model#footnote-2-146002606

The tsunami will continue to grow and sweep away the MAGA filth, hopefully from electorates across the country.

 

[Dr.Sid]

Meanwhile, Nate Silver's meta-analysis of polling shows a Harris lead for the first time.

https://www.natesilver.net/p/nate-silver-2024-president-election-polls-model#footnote-2-146002606

The tsunami will continue to grow and sweep away the MAGA filth, hopefully from electorates across the country.

That's way too little. But RFK only at 5% is nice.

 

[The Atheist]

That's way too little. But RFK only at 5% is nice.

Steady on, mate - it's only been a week.

The trend is what matters. Ask me again next week, when I confidently expect Harris to be over 2% in front.

 

[acbytesla]

Steady on, mate - it's only been a week.

The trend is what matters. Ask me again next week, when I confidently expect Harris to be over 2% in front.

I'm kind of curious to see what RFK bottoms out at. He's not going to win any electoral votes. Is he going to capture 5%? 3%? 2%? Will he eke out less than 1%?

I despise him with a passion. Want to see him humiliated.

 

[Dr.Sid]

He should take Trump's money while he can ..

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump

"Trump: By the way I would like to congratulate Vladimir Putin for having made yet another great deal. Did you see the deal we made?"

Video in link

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1819860260544540774

 

[Dr.Sid]

Trump

"Trump: By the way I would like to congratulate Vladimir Putin for having made yet another great deal. Did you see the deal we made?"

Video in link

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1819860260544540774

Well .. the sarcasm is quite clear. But then, most Americans don't do sarcasms. So it might come out quite wrong.

 

[shemp]

Trump

"Trump: By the way I would like to congratulate Vladimir Putin for having made yet another great deal. Did you see the deal we made?"

Video in link

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1819860260544540774

"And it's because of me that the Sun revolves around the Earth and comes up every morning!"

 

[Stacyhs]

I can still piss pretty far and high.

Cut back on the Flomax.

 

[Aridas]

Well .. the sarcasm is quite clear. But then, most Americans don't do sarcasms. So it might come out quite wrong.

How much does it even matter, in this case? Whether it's sarcasm or not, Trump ends up being a jackass.

 

[shemp]

Cut back on the Flomax.

There ain't no fence high enough
Ain't no ditch low enough
Ain't no moat wide enough
To keep me from pissing on Trump's grave