That survey is a bit hilarious, regardless. Even with the attacks on Democrats, the questions are mostly worded in a way that the Democrat still comes out on top.
1. Who would you rather see fix our Nation’s shattered immigration policies?
President Trump
A MS-13 Loving Democrat
Why are they shattered? President Trump.
Which Democrats are these? I have no idea, but even if they loved MS-13, they would be fairly certain to be incredibly less wasteful, inefficient, corrupt, cruel, and dishonest when it comes to border security.
2. Who do you trust more to protect America from foreign and domestic threats?
President Trump
A Corrupt Democrat
The Democrat, given that Trump and his Administration have been one of the most corrupt US administrations ever. One would be very, very hard pressed to find a Democrat running for President who is corrupt enough to even be in the same order of magnitude.
3. Who would you rather handle our Nation’s economy?
President Trump
A Radical Socialist Democrat
The Democrat, not that there even are any radical socialist democrats in the running. Setting us up for a massive fall economically and pursuing wildly inefficient giveaways to those that will benefit the economy the least is not good handling of our Nation's economy, before getting to the Tariffs nonsense and market insecurity that Trump has induced.
4. Who do you believe is more transparent with the American People?
President Trump
A Lying Democrat
The Democrat. Pretty much no Democrat who lies like Trump has much chance of getting the nomination and Trump's Administration has somewhat famously been opaque all along, but has gotten even worse since he's outright ordered his people not to comply with so very, very many attempts to get information.
5. Who do you trust to NOT raise your taxes?
President Trump
A High Tax Democrat
Hard to say, even on this front. Trump's credibility is roughly nil and those temporary small tax cuts for the average American will likely be expiring, but it's unlikely that the Bought by Radical Libertarian Tax Haters Republicans will go for any actual overt tax increases. Meanwhile, you have the "High Tax Democrats" focusing more on taxing a tiny, tiny group for a very small proportion of their wealth... and even if they were to support tax increases, the average American would fairly certainly end up benefiting more from their spending choices than the Republicans. So, I would count this as a draw, at best, with the more responsible choice still being the Democrat.
6. Who do you believe will ALWAYS put America FIRST?
President Trump
A Sleazy Democrat
Always? Neither. The Democrat, however, would have to be a very, very special case to be worse than Trump when it comes to making the US a better place. Trump's nigh always putting himself first, either way, in a way that no Democrat could get away with.
7. Who do you believe will keep their promises?
President Trump
A Lyin’ Democrat
Depends on the promises. Going further, though, to consult Politifact...
Obama kept almost half his promises and compromised to get progress to happen on a lot more. Combining those, Obama's at a bit over 75% for promise keeping.
Trump, on the other hand... He's at more like 30%, with almost as high a percent of outright broken promises as Obama at present. Whatever other factors one might consider, Trump isn't all that trustworthy.
8. Who do you believe will fight for you every day?
President Trump
A Low Energy Democrat
Every day? Neither. Given the number of days Trump has taken off for golf, alone, any Democrat would be somewhat hard pressed to do less actual fighting for me than Trump. Unless one considers constantly yelling at staff and generally endorsing chaos in the White House to fulfill the fighting part.
9. Who do you believe is better for America?
President Trump
A Low IQ Democrat
Democrat. Low IQ Trump is outright bad for America, after all. A low IQ Democrat would likely be a little good for America, overall.
10. Who will you vote for in 2020?
President Trump
A Radical Socialist Democrat
I'll settle for one of the Democrats, since there just aren't any radical socialist Democrats among the candidates, by the look of it.
You're telling me that the actual site of the President of the United States?
I'm reading it as parody, but if it's not, holy crap. And see my sig.
I'm thinking... very likely not parody. Even if it were Poe, though, it's pretty much directly in line with what Trump's been consistently pushing anyways, so...