10 most absurd things in GOP state platforms

Alferd_Packer said:
For comparison, here is the Iowa democratic platform Obviously they differ substantially on most issues, but here are the weirdest WTF issues I could find:
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They support Habeas Corpus?? Wow! LOL!

I see plenty of other nonsense in there as well. Not to mention some pretty disagreeable stuff. Reinstatement of Fairness Doctrine, Banning private ownership of "assault-style" weapons, oppose Mexico-U.S. border wall, oppose Capital punishment, support Employee Free Choice Act, and Affirmative Action, just to name a few.
 
Kegeshook said:
I see plenty of other nonsense in there as well. Not to mention some pretty disagreeable stuff. Reinstatement of Fairness Doctrine, Banning private ownership of "assault-style" weapons, oppose Mexico-U.S. border wall, oppose Capital punishment, support Employee Free Choice Act, and Affirmative Action, just to name a few.
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I think intelligent minds can disagree on the topics above while things like the Amero are in a different category of "disagreeable".
 
KingMerv00 said:
I think intelligent minds can disagree on the topics above while things like the Amero are in a different category of "disagreeable".
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For some, all it matters is that the 'left' is wrong, no matter what the platform is. But will quietly ignore outrageous things from their own side.
 
Kegeshook said:
They support Habeas Corpus?? Wow! LOL!

I see plenty of other nonsense in there as well. Not to mention some pretty disagreeable stuff. Reinstatement of Fairness Doctrine, Banning private ownership of "assault-style" weapons, oppose Mexico-U.S. border wall, oppose Capital punishment, support Employee Free Choice Act, and Affirmative Action, just to name a few.
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Are you worried about the Amero?
 
Peephole said:
Crazy republicans?

Well, I never!
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Well, superstitious, to some degree.

All of them. They still have not admitted that supply-side ecconomics is a superstition. That could very well indicate crazy.

It could mean ignorant.

I call it stupid.
 
(To the tune of Moondance, of course)

It’s a marvelous place for a moonbat
With the corn and the wheat that grow high,
Just a wonderful place for a moonbat.
We deny evolutionist lies.

It’s a fantastic place for a birther
Or a truther or homeopath,
But just don’t try to get an abortion,
Or you’ll deal with our self-righteous wrath.

And now our new rant is ‘bout that damn Nobel Prize.
Barack’s now Swedish in our eyes. In OUR eyes.

Come to Iowa and be a moonbat.
You can pray any damn place you like.
And we love the REAL 13th Amendment.
Tell that slav’ry thing to take a hike.

If you think that because you were born here
You’re a citizen, don’t be so sure.
And it’s called “natural fertilizer”.
If there’s one thing we know, it’s manure.

We hold our primaries early so you’ll dance to our tune,
And Republicans vote on which one’s the biggest loon.

It’s a marvelous place for a moonbat.
We hate IRS and EPA.
Don’t want government in education.
We’ll teach kids in our God-given way.

It’s the world’s bestest place for a moonbat.
If you don’t think so, you are so dumb.
Just remove half your cerebral cortex,
And straight into our arms you will come.
 
Tricky said:
(To the tune of Moondance, of course)

It’s a marvelous place for a moonbat
With the corn and the wheat that grow high,
Just a wonderful place for a moonbat.
We deny evolutionist lies.

It’s a fantastic place for a birther
Or a truther or homeopath,
But just don’t try to get an abortion,
Or you’ll deal with our self-righteous wrath.

And now our new rant is ‘bout that damn Nobel Prize.
Barack’s now Swedish in our eyes. In OUR eyes.

Come to Iowa and be a moonbat.
You can pray any damn place you like.
And we love the REAL 13th Amendment.
Tell that slav’ry thing to take a hike.

If you think that because you were born here
You’re a citizen, don’t be so sure.
And it’s called “natural fertilizer”.
If there’s one thing we know, it’s manure.

We hold our primaries early so you’ll dance to our tune,
And Republicans vote on which one’s the biggest loon.

It’s a marvelous place for a moonbat.
We hate IRS and EPA.
Don’t want government in education.
We’ll teach kids in our God-given way.

It’s the world’s bestest place for a moonbat.
If you don’t think so, you are so dumb.
Just remove half your cerebral cortex,
And straight into our arms you will come.
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Speaking of dumb, some people don't know the difference between a wing-nut and a moonbat.
 
Tricky said:
Call it poetic license.
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Oops! Did I just insult a moderator? I didn't mean that you were dumb Tricky. I was thinking of someone else. Clearly, you have a supreme intellect and are incredibly gifted at prose.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go wipe off my chin.
 
Kegeshook said:
Oops! Did I just insult a moderator? I didn't mean that you were dumb Tricky. I was thinking of someone else. Clearly, you have a supreme intellect and are incredibly gifted at prose.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go wipe off my chin.
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Just say three Hail Moddies and think about what you've done.
 
Boy, those Iowa democrats are really at the forefront. They're willing to takes stands that may put them at odds with the majority of Americans . They oppose genocide and slavery.
 
Kegeshook said:
Boy, those Iowa democrats are really at the forefront. They're willing to takes stands that may put them at odds with the majority of Americans . They oppose genocide and slavery.
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But they oppose Apple Pie. Corn Pie should be the American dessert, they say.
 
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