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Is the pseudo-science going even further OTT

Mikeuk

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I received this spam mail and it is so jaw-droppingly ridiculous, I wondered if, in an attempt to part even more cash from Gullibles, the pseudo-science rhetoric can possibly get any further from reality - or is this just a random phrase generator at work?

Anyway its well worth reading just to have a good laugh.... Perhaps should have sent this, my first post, to the humour section.

Thanks to all for bringing reason and sanity.

Oh and if anyone wants to take up this amazing offer, I will forward the contact details to them....



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The question that really needs answering is:
how can someone who is intelligent enough to learn to read, be stupid enough to believe any of that ...?
 
kerikiwi - very good point - not thought of that.

I think it was the reference to "post-quantum physics" that caught my eye - and I just had to read more...
 
Next week on Oprah. Oprah and "Dr" Phil discuss the "Sound Health, Sound Wealth Deluxe System" and interview "Dr" Oakes.

"This is bigger and more TRVTHful than the Secret and that funny guy with the German accent I've been flogging recently," says Oprah.

"Look at her tits," cries "Dr" Phil.

:D
 
Try as I might, I can't find anything about what that 'PhD' is in.

But I did find an excerpt of her book on Amazon (more of the same, really).

And something that made me chuckle was the link on her website to "Speak Luanne Language", wherein she 'explains' some of those weird terms such as 'Quantum Hologram':

“The Realm Of The Miraculous:” The place where energy and information combine with intention and, through sound and light vibration, create actual physical matter. Each and every one of us, every unique being, person, place, and thing in the Universe is created through this process.

Ah, well that's that explained then.

Unpleasant and nonsensical empty pseudoscientific promises, like a thousand identical 'systems', all of which boil down to: "Send me money and your wishes will come true".
 
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Post-quantum physics - a very small science theorem you may or may not have in your mailbox?
 
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