• Quick note - the problem with Youtube videos not embedding on the forum appears to have been fixed, thanks to ZiprHead. If you do still see problems let me know.

Atheism Memes

1526502_736069306404855_1360363662_n.jpg
 
A guy flies his airplane into a building

Looks forward to his 72 virgins in heaven

trouble is

They are all old Catholic Nuns

Who eat pork
 
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart" - H.L. Mencken

Girl walks into jewellers, "I'd like a gold cross on a pendant chain, please".
Assistant, "Sure - did you want plain, or with a little man on?"
 
Arnold Martin said:
A guy flies his airplane into a building

Looks forward to his 72 virgins in heaven

trouble is

They are all old Catholic Nuns

Who eat pork
Click to expand...

And slap his hands with a ruler when he says a bad word.
 
Ah. Wonderful. Now compare with Christian missionaries.
Forget your culture; its wrong and fruit of the devil's works. Let me tell you about sin. You worship demons and false gods. Repent and embrace Jesus or go to hell for your sins.
Here's some gifts from god- guns and motorized chainsaws. Ever heard about money? Oh, check this out: booze. Cool, eh? That's your daughter over there? Hmmm. Need a word with her later at my tent.
 
Correa Neto said:
Ah. Wonderful. Now compare with Christian missionaries.
Forget your culture; its wrong and fruit of the devil's works. Let me tell you about sin. You worship demons and false gods. Repent and embrace Jesus or go to hell for your sins.
Here's some gifts from god- guns and motorized chainsaws. Ever heard about money? Oh, check this out: booze. Cool, eh? That's your daughter over there? Hmmm. Need a word with her later at my tent.
Click to expand...

CM: we will degrade your culture, destroy your way of life and threaten you with hell.

But we do it with love.
 
The Norseman said:
You may be having a self-satisfied chuckle, but I'm just not seeing it.
Click to expand...

The whole purpose of all this multisyllabic verbiage is to puff up that sense of self satisfaction of understanding "it" while us poor, sterile materialists just don't get "it".


When you get "it" you will be able to discuss the fine points of the Emperors New Clothes without batting an eye.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top Bottom