George Zimmerman Offers To Fight You

[Unabogie]

Trying helpfully to get everyone to just stop talking about him and let him lead a normal life of spousal abuse, Mr. Zimmerman now wants to stage a boxing match.

http://wonkette.com/540865/george-zimmerman-boxing

George Zimmerman has announced he’s putting up his dukes for a celebrity boxing match — one that still needs an opponent.
“It was my idea,” the heavyweight gunslinger told Radar Online of his upcoming plans orchestrated by former professional boxer Damon Feldman.

I'm worried for him. His fighting instructor testified that George was the weakest, most unfightingest wallflower ever to disgrace the dojo. And now George wants to run into the meatgrinder?

I see only two possible reasons for this: He is trying to commit suicide by fist or he and his friends lied their asses off after he killed that kid.

ETA: This is what it's come down to.

 

[Cainkane1]

Trying helpfully to get everyone to just stop talking about him and let him lead a normal life of spousal abuse, Mr. Zimmerman now wants to stage a boxing match.

http://wonkette.com/540865/george-zimmerman-boxing



I'm worried for him. His fighting instructor testified that George was the weakest, most unfightingest wallflower ever to disgrace the dojo. And now George wants to run into the meatgrinder?

I see only two possible reasons for this: He is trying to commit suicide by fist or he and his friends lied their asses off after he killed that kid.

He must be suicidal. Some black guy would jump at the chance to tear his head off.

 

[Unabogie]

He must be suicidal. Some black guy would jump at the chance to tear his head off.

He's got that covered:

We’re told George is open to fighting a black person, but the promoter is not discriminating, telling us “We’re not looking at it as a race thing … We haven’t discussed purple, yellow, white, black.”

So maybe some purple guy will want a piece of him too.

 

[Cleon]

I think Mike Tyson might be available.

 

[Belz...]

Will he bring his gun to the ring ? "He was attacking me !"

 

[Checkmite]

Will he bring his gun to the ring ? "He was attacking me !"

Heheheheheeee....

"He came up to me and started punching me repeatedly."

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Guy sure does express himself through violence a lot.

I love boxing. I'd not mind seeing him get hit with a solid, finishing uppercut. Then, when his eyes roll back and he's wilting, a left hook into the liver.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Does anyone remember the cable show "Bully Beatdown?"

I'm thinking that an MMA cage match of George Zimmerman v. Kimbo Slice would be fun to watch.

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Does anyone remember the cable show "Bully Beatdown?"

I'm thinking that an MMA cage match of George Zimmerman v. Kimbo Slice would be fun to watch.

Alistair Overeem.

 

[commandlinegamer]

Is there an equivalent to stand your ground in the Queensbury Rules?

 

[lane99]

Worth paying for

I think Mike Tyson might be available.

I'd buy that PPV.
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[Checkmite]

Alistair Overeem.

+10 if he picks up Arizona as a sponsor.

 

[IDB87]

I think it'd be pretty cool to have my ass kicked by Zimmerman. I may do this.

 

[sgtbaker]

It is almost comical that he won't just go away but this is a low, even for Celebrity Boxing.

For the record, I don't think Tanya Harding or Paula Jones were known for their fighting skills either, however, neither of them attained infamy as a result of someone's death. Regardless of your opinion on that period of time that shall not be named, it's disgusting that people would support this. I hope enough people protest this idea to shake Celebrity Boxing into backing down, the way Fox[?] did when OJ was going to get a televised interview for his book.

 

[Polaris]

I'd like to see a duel with pistols between him and Geraldo.

 

[KatieG]

Definitely keeping a low profile!

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Is there an equivalent to stand your ground in the Queensbury Rules?

"Alright, gentlemen. Obey my command at all times. Follow the rules. Go to your corners and come out ready to fight! Zimmerman, you come out with your hands down and your chin up.

Fight!"

 

[theprestige]

That is some pretty retarded **** right there.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

He would probably win, but be too humble to brag about it.

 

[12AX7]

Would he barricade himself inside his dressing room before the match?