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Are the crucifixion nails of Jesus in Europe?

Akhenaten said:
... I realise that argumentum ad googlum isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can't help noticing that the only search result for "Clavo Santo" that reflects your story is, in fact, your story in this thread.
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In Paris I imagine that would be Saint Clou. Does the sage Googlus have any wisdom to vouchsafe unto us about that?

ETA All I can find is a restaurant of that name in Fleurus, Belgium. Mussels and fries, anyone?
 
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alanvegas said:
has it been covered already that we know this 'spirit' definitely is one of the Hebrew god's minions and not batting for, uh, the other team? or not one of the other pantheons of gods doing it to make Yahweh's followers look like buffoons?
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Uncle Loki, at least, disavows any knowledge of this particular 'spirit.' He also has an alibi: He's been busy over Yule vacation trying to start a catfight between GrumpyCat and Li'l Bub but every time He gets within 20 feet of the latter, He ends up in Emergency with acute hyperglycemia.

Getting back to Aristeo's unsubstantiated claims, has anyone queried the likelihood of the body of a clay golem Pontius Pilate floating, rather than just dissolving in the ocean water?
 
PeaceCrusader said:
Sorry, they are transcriptions only without the audio. If you wish to hear the audio, they can be uploaded in Yahoo since only 5 MB max (about 5 minutes) can be uploaded at a time.
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It really hasn't got through to yet that Tagalog is completely unintelligible to the very people you're trying to address here, has it?

And as hard as that is to believe, you manage to out-uncredible yourself by assuming that listening to the horrid, dissonant mess will somehow impart more meaning than looking in bafflement at its chook-scratchy goodness in written form.

Srsly?



PeaceCrusader said:
Regarding ‘any corroborating documents for your “floating nails” hypothesis’, I think there is none other than what the spirit of Ama said.
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No clues there for you?

Just out of curiosity, what do you think the word "evidence" means?
 
PeaceCrusader said:
Please see timeline during the time of Jesus at (snip)

Pontius Pilate was a golem, created by Jesus when He was 12 years old. He became the adopted son of Emperor Tiberius Caesar who reigned from 20 BC to 2 AD. During the reign of Tiberius Caesar, he appointed his adopted son, Pontius Pilate, as Governor of Judea, who reigned for ten years from 6 BC to 4 AD. Jesus was crucified on 1 BC during their reigns.

How did the Pharisees get hold of Pilates remains? I do not know but he must have died in Israel for the Pharisees to get hold of his remains.
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Since Pilate was supposedly born in the Abruzzo region of Italy which is very rainy due to being next to a bloody great mountain range wouldn't he have just washed away?
 
alanvegas said:
Since Pilate was supposedly born in the Abruzzo region of Italy which is very rainy due to being next to a bloody great mountain range wouldn't he have just washed away?
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All the way to Paris.

Hence the origin of the French word 'Pilote' (early 16th C. denoting a person who steers a ship). Apparently they failed to notice that he arrived in Gaul sans bateau.
 
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PeaceCrusader said:
Please see timeline during the time of Jesus at http://aristean.org/wp055.htm .

Pontius Pilate was a golem, created by Jesus when He was 12 years old. He became the adopted son of Emperor Tiberius Caesar who reigned from 20 BC to 2 AD. During the reign of Tiberius Caesar, he appointed his adopted son, Pontius Pilate, as Governor of Judea, who reigned for ten years from 6 BC to 4 AD. Jesus was crucified on 1 BC during their reigns.

How did the Pharisees get hold of Pilates remains? I do not know but he must have died in Israel for the Pharisees to get hold of his remains.
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PP was a gleam in Jesus's eye when he was 12? Was the lucky lady Mary Magdelene?
 
Belz... said:
Can't we let the numerous historical Jesus threads come to their obviously natural conclusion of proving whether or not Jesus was a real guy before we go around looking for his nails ?
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This is also my point of contention. There were witnesses who saw him alive three days after apparent crucifixion. The guy who died on the cross was a double. The nails are real though.
 
Wolrab said:
When the three wise men gazed upon the baby Jebus, the Lord spoke to them and proclaimed the war to end all wars would start on a Wednesday. One of their camels overheard and was granted immortality so he could proclaim to the world,"Mike Mike Mike Mike! What day is it? HUMPDAY!" And so it came to pass, amen.
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Thank you for the clarification.

This makes a much sense as anything else in this madhouse...

:D
 
Craig B said:
In Paris I imagine that would be Saint Clou. Does the sage Googlus have any wisdom to vouchsafe unto us about that?

ETA All I can find is a restaurant of that name in Fleurus, Belgium. Mussels and fries, anyone?
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Moules frites would be a good accompaniment to the case of Dom that I found floating down the brook earlier today. :D

Peace Crusader, are you ever suspicious that Ka Apaz is making stuff up, particularly when some of her stories are so easily disproved, like the giantess Angelina Imden who was supposed to live in England and importing corpses? Or do you believe everything she says without question?
 
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