First - after hiding away for days and not responding -- and then finally having to respond, Rand Paul lashed out at the people who caught him,
then went jump-shark loony by saying he would like to put a bullet or a sword in the chest of his accusers -
then was all bah bah footnote police *******s!, whereupon he finally started owning up to it, after he blamed his staff of course
and now it's a divot to a W-inspired "it's hard work!" with Paul claiming with allllllllllllllllllllllllllll a junior senator has to do, his time management skillz have pressed him balls to the wall Too Busy! Too Busy! to write authentic material while taking credit for others works.
Hear that? He's got too much on to his plate as a junior senator --- as the background music of Hail to the Chief echoes in his ears and a Paul 2016 poster waves in the background...
And finally, his last two original quotes said in response to this cluster (yes, really for true) were these...
"leave me the hell alone"
and
"I’ll go back to being a doctor."
And you can quote me on that.