"Bigfoot lives in my backyard" (SIR)

[Magic 9-Ball]

A report on CNN. Actually kind of humorous in that it is such serious reporting. No skeptics or both sides of the story here.

Reporter gives Bigfoot (and "Bigfeet") facts as credible as ever. The guy claims his brother talked to them. He "whooped for 5 minutes" and the Bigfoot whooped back. And a family group has taken up residence there.

I noticed he had his dog with him, who didn't seem the least interested in the the fact a family of Sasquatch live there.

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us...13/10/24/pkg-man-claims-bigfoot-backyard.krcr

 

[ComfySlippers]

Sadly there will be idiots who fall for that prank.

 

[mustbeso]

I wonder if he grows some, welll you know, herbs back in that area?

 

[ComfySlippers]

I wonder if he grows some, welll you know, herbs back in that area?

BigFoot would never allow that. He moves couches and throws stones!

 

[dmaker]

The word "expert" was used far too many times.

 

[mustbeso]

^^
Yes, it has never been fully explained to me how one becomes an expert on bigfoot. You would think that with all of these experts around a codified manual of bigfoot stuff could be written. It would make everything much easier; especially for the hoaxers.

 

[Robrob]

^^
Yes, it has never been fully explained to me how one becomes an expert on bigfoot. You would think that with all of these experts around a codified manual of bigfoot stuff could be written. It would make everything much easier; especially for the hoaxers.

Is there a comprehensive exam or oral panel?

 

[Resume]

Is there a comprehensive exam or oral panel?

It's a head exam.

 

[Wolrab]

It's a head exam.

So oral then.

 

[Resume]

So oral then.

These folks seem ready to swallow anything, so, yes.

 

[dmaker]

^^
Yes, it has never been fully explained to me how one becomes an expert on bigfoot. You would think that with all of these experts around a codified manual of bigfoot stuff could be written. It would make everything much easier; especially for the hoaxers.

Here you go:

http://www.amazon.com/Sasquatch-Field-Guide-Folding-Pocket/dp/193719695X

 

[smartcooky]

^^
Yes, it has never been fully explained to me how one becomes an expert on bigfoot. You would think that with all of these experts around a codified manual of bigfoot stuff could be written. It would make everything much easier; especially for the hoaxers.

Well if you can have a "Figboot Research Organisation", then naturally, it must follow that you can have Figboot Experts. Doesn't it?

 

[HighRiser]

Ken, the figboot neighbor in the video, just needs a White Russian and a Persian rug to complete his Dude act.

 

[xtifr]

Ken, the figboot neighbor in the video, just needs a White Russian and a Persian rug to complete his Dude act.

Oh wow, that's it! Jeff Bridges is Bigfoot! It all makes so much sense now!

 

[jerrywayne]

Notice the picture of a one-legged person. The picture is supposed to tell us something about the story, but darn if I can figure what.

http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/bi...ate/-/14322302/22553470/-/76b8ip/-/index.html

 

[HarryHenderson]

Notice the picture of a one-legged person. The picture is supposed to tell us something about the story, but darn if I can figure what...

That's one one-legged wonder. FINALLY we're gettin somewhere in the mysterious case of the suspicious one legged Bigfoot comparison model. "What happened to your leg?" "Oh a shark got it."

 

[iamcanjim]

I am a bigfoot expert. I am sure of it!

 

[CORed]

I wonder if he grows some, welll you know, herbs back in that area?

BigFoot would never allow that. He moves couches and throws stones!

Maybe bigfoot likes him some herbs, too.

 

[Magic 9-Ball]

Maybe bigfoot likes him some herbs, too.

Unpossible. If I remember correctly, Steve Martin had a routine where he talks about drugs and claims he likes to "get small". So according to him, using those "herbs" will make you get small, not big.