Latest Bigfoot "evidence"

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William Parcher said:
Yeah well you were probably seen by a few of them. They stay hiding back behind the shrubbery and look out at the other things in the world.

They check people out but rarely get checked out by people.

Plus if you surprise one in the open they can hunker down flat on the ground like a badger. You would think they are a rock or a log or a patch of brown plants or something.
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If they do get caught in the open, with a baby, on a hillside in front of a hundred onlookers, with rattlesnakes all over the place, they will probably run parallel to your position, giving you the longest possible viewing, instead of running directly into the nearest cover.
 
LTC8K6 said:
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It's called Narcoleptic Cataplexy caused by excitement, typically brought on by someone saying "OH MY GAWD BIGFOOT!!!", and then one of the participants collapsing in a heap, fully conscious. Of course they call it 'infrasound', but we all know what it really is now don't we?
 
William Parcher said:
The government shutdown might make Bigfoot come out of hiding. With the National Parks being closed Bigfoot might see a chance to come out of the forest and into clearings. The males might battle for territory out in the open without the fear of being filmed by humans. The Bigfoot researchers and hunters should try to be the first ones back inside the parks for the best chance at capturing a treasure in photo or video. A Bigfoot dung pile could be worth serious money and that is especially needed in these dull economic times.
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If I don't get my NSA paycheck in time... Footers, send money and I will expose the secrets about bigfoots the government hides from you.
 
Resume said:
Crow is coming:http://www.wfaa.com/news/entertainm...rch-teams-claim-226033481.html?c=n&fb=y&can=n

Melba Ketchum (DVM), a Wookie, a respirating purple shag rug, and 3s of reporters.
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During Tuesday's news conference, they played several clips — most of them very short and grainy — that they say is video evidence helping to prove that Bigfoot is real.

According to the group, footage captured in Kentucky in 2005 shows a female Sasquatch sleeping. An extended version of the video is expected to be released in a future documentary.

"We've all had experiences that changed our lives," said Pfohl, the Colorado-based researcher. He said that's what has driven him to try and prove what he knows is out there.



Well they're using the right kind of film, grainy and short.

This "It changed our lives" remark sounds more like an altar call than a scientific observation.
 
Resume said:
Crow is coming:http://www.wfaa.com/news/entertainm...rch-teams-claim-226033481.html?c=n&fb=y&can=n
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Good heavens. This is the definition of a press conference fail: more "experts" at the table than reporters in the seats!

Meantime, if this is the Erickson stuff from Kentucky then am I assume these clips have received the official John Bindernagel seal of authentic sasquatch approval? If so, please lets do invite DWA to walk us through what we're looking at here.
 
There's an episode of the Bigfoot Tonight Show where Dr. Bindernagel speaks of the encounter he had at Erickson's habituation area. Apparantely someone was hired to wear a costume and trick him into thinking he saw a Bigfoot. He wasn't totally convinced that he saw a Bigfoot there:D
 
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By HD do they mean high definition or hardly defineable? The second option seems more appropriate. Does it appear to others commenting here that Erickson would rather be somewhere else, anywhere else?
 
Chewbacca is made of yak hair, which at least gives him a convincingly real appearance. The thing in that video is pure polyester, and has a snout like the "cute" lady werewolf at the climax of The Howling.
 
OntarioSquatch said:
There's an episode of the Bigfoot Tonight Show where Dr. Bindernagel speaks of the encounter he had at Erickson's habituation area. Apparantely someone was hired to wear a costume and trick him into thinking he saw a Bigfoot. He wasn't totally convinced that he saw a Bigfoot there:D
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Of course, cause the best idea ever (ironic?) is admitting to HOAXING Bigfoot in an area supposedly ripe with REAL ones. Those darn Germans NAWACs, they really are clever. :eek:
 
How about the guy at the press conference who can't take the Grizzly Wintergreen/Copenhagen out of his mouth for 45 minutes. He's got the old styrofoam coffee cup 'spitter' going.
 
Well seeing that I have dipped my feet into posting elsewhere on the JREF I'll try my first post here. The video is ridiculous but the footprint, really? Does anyone else see that someone just took their fingers and pressed them into the snow? I mean come on, have a little creativity in your fantasy; something to keep us amused at least. These guys aren't even trying. I'll take Roger and Bob's work any day.

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