Pssh. No need to jump to drugs as a theory. That would actually be fairly low on my list of likely explanations, for that matter. After all, the research would tend to be based on stories and myths that were likely made up or only loosely based in reality as well as being filtered through a rather arbitrary lens.
Nah. I still go with the illicit substance theory, and that there are three classes of dragons.
"Everyone knows that dragons don’t exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind. … The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, one might say, non-existent, but each non-existed in an entirely different way."
- Stanislaw Lem, The Cyberiad
I once tried to explain to my grandson why I had to be careful how I arranged my weyr, because if you put the wrong dragons next to each other there was trouble. They would fight, and if you woke up in the middle of the night you could hear them. The fairy dragon tried to maintain order, but the look on her face said it all. To placate her I had to put some of the more aggressive ones into hibernation. (And so on … )
Not surprisingly he looked at me as if I was completely barking. I think he is still convinced that Granddad is off his trolley.
I'll have to explain it to Bon-Bon - she thinks that Granddad is wonderful (misguided child that she is). We'll have the social workers round if she goes to nursery and tells them that:
(1) Granddad drinks beer;
(2) Granddad has a collection of dragons who fight at night.
Mind you, there are the two green ones who got married. (13/2/1999) (Or as the certificate says, 13/2/199.) (Dragons are a long lived species.)
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