tsig
a carbon based life-form
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- Nov 25, 2005
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Oh, good. My odds of going to Heaven increased!
Wait, no. Its Hellfire for me aniway. I'm atheist... Despite being a good guy, not accepting the word of Jesus Christ is all it takes to drop me in to the lakes of fire and brimstone. By the way, I am supposed to accept Jesus's words as said by whom? The Pope, Joseph Smith, Luther or one of those Neopentecostal teleevangelists?
Not to mention god may think I managed to make lots of people think dirty jokes in a most mischievous way.
The gods will have to fight for my soul. I'm condemned by the Christian and the Muslim god and all the other hellflingers out there so they're going to have to go two out of three falls to see who gets the privilege of burning me forever. (Gods' energy bill must be hellish.)