Scientology: Looking for *properly sourced* examples of auditing questions

[Atwill]

As the title says, I'm looking for a few concrete examples of the kinds of questions that are usually being asked during a dianetic auditing session. I've googled around, but the results were either poorly sourced or not sourced at all. Can anyone help me with this? Thanks in advance.

 

[Scorpion]

• Have you ever debased a nation’s currency?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

• Have you ever wiped out a family?

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?

• Have you ever been a pimp?

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

• Have you driven anyone insane?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Is anybody looking for you?

• Have you ever set a poor example?

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding?

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

• Have you ever gone crazy?

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

• Have you ever smothered a baby?

• Do you deserve to have any friends?

• Have you ever castrated anyone?

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

 

[hgc]

Heh. Teh tech is awesome.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

• Have you ever debased a nation’s currency?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Have you ever torn out someone’s tongue?

• Have you ever been a professional critic?

• Have you ever wiped out a family?

• Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name?

• Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?

• Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?

• Have you ever made love to a dead body?

• Have you ever engaged in piracy?

• Have you ever been a pimp?

• Have you ever eaten a human body?

• Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing?

• Have you ever exterminated a species?

• Have you ever been a professional executioner?

• Have you given robots a bad name?

• Have you ever set a booby trap?

• Have you ever failed to rescue your leader?

• Have you driven anyone insane?

• Have you ever killed the wrong person?

• Is anybody looking for you?

• Have you ever set a poor example?

• Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

• Are you in hiding?

• Have you systematically set up mysteries?

• Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?

• Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?

• Have you ever gone crazy?

• Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?

• Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?

• Have you ever smothered a baby?

• Do you deserve to have any friends?

• Have you ever castrated anyone?

• Do you deserve to be enslaved?

• Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?

• Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?

• Have you ever zapped anyone?

• Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?

Ok. So I get 29 out of 38. Do I get a prize or something?

 

[Atwill]

Thanks for the response, but I've encountered that list before, sadly never with its original source. Does anyone know about its origins?

 

[Enceladan]

You can probably get a good bit of stuff off www.xenu.net but attempts to actually obtain reliable source credentials for its info might get a bit bogged down by the nature of things being posted on the internet.

If you're wanting the hard information, probably the best bet would be to track down the court cases that ruled against Scientology and left the records unsealed (IIRC, that's how the OT-III information went public.)

Not sure how to go about that exactly, public records, maybe?

 

[marplots]

Ok. So I get 29 out of 38. Do I get a prize or something?

How did they get their grubby little hands on my bucket list?

 

[hgc]

Thanks for the response, but I've encountered that list before, sadly never with its original source. Does anyone know about its origins?

That list looks like parody to me.

But then perhaps it's not. The "Source" of these materials was absolutely bonkers ... crazy in so many ways he broke land speed records for lunacy. He may have come up with those questions. "Have you ever killed the wrong person" is my personal favorite. Scientology: it's always worse than you thought.

The only way to get the real tech, unsquirreled, is to visit your local ideal org and pick up the cans. Be at cause. G'day.

 

[marplots]

That list looks like parody to me.

But then perhaps it's not. The "Source" of these materials was absolutely bonkers ... crazy in so many ways he broke land speed records for lunacy. He may have come up with those questions. "Have you ever killed the wrong person" is my personal favorite. Scientology: it's always worse than you thought.

The only way to get the real tech, unsquirreled, is to visit your local ideal org and pick up the cans. Be at cause. G'day.

Might try the Freezoners as an online alternative. Some of them are rather more open and willing to talk.

 

[LaurelHS]

Don't forget the Johannesburg Security Check. "Have you ever slept with a member of a race of another colour?"

 

[Weak Kitten]

You know, it is amazing how many of those come out as yes if you include things I have done in video games. Surprisingly there aren't any questions about deicide or bring about the apocalypse. I've done those a whole bunch of times (in video games).

 

[hgc]

You know, it is amazing how many of those come out as yes if you include things I have done in video games. Surprisingly there aren't any questions about deicide or bring about the apocalypse. I've done those a whole bunch of times (in video games).

Have you ever given robots a bad name?

 

[Weak Kitten]

Have you ever given robots a bad name?

Have you ever played Xenosaga? That outfit gives robots everywhere a bad name!

 

[tsig]

Have you ever given robots a bad name?

An Ad Robotum?

 

[hgc]

Have you ever played Xenosaga? That outfit gives robots everywhere a bad name!

Not being a gamester, there is so much I am missing out on.

What's a bad name for robots anyway? I don't suppose any robot worth his salt would appreciate being named Fleshy.

 

[marplots]

I gave a robot a bad name once.

I called him Carl.

 

[Atwill]

Thanks for your replies, everyone