Glenn Beck sitting on explosive story:

[fuelair]

What are the symptoms?

For Beck, nothing out of the ordinary - unless it is coming out of his butt instead of his mouth this time.

 

[Seismosaurus]

Didn't he do this with the Boston bombing, and it turned out to be something about some Saudi guy flying home?

I predict this will be even more inane.

 

[elbe]

Didn't he do this with the Boston bombing, and it turned out to be something about some Saudi guy flying home?

I predict this will be even more inane.

I believe he and/or a guest he had on (That he fully agreed with) had a list of at least 5 "suspects" who they were absolutely positive were involved.

 

[angrysoba]

It would be a real shame if it literally exploded.

 

[fdbrian]

I bet he is releasing photos of him and Rush Limbaugh wearing lip gloss and drinking evian water.

 

[Ladewig]

I believe he and/or a guest he had on (That he fully agreed with) had a list of at least 5 "suspects" who they were absolutely positive were involved.

Well, some people are too old to operate a Facebook account. So Mr. Beck uses his radio program to help these people be in touch with feeds of rumors based on speculation based on hearsay based on fourth-hand accounts.

 

[fuelair]

I bet he is releasing photos of him and Rush Limbaugh wearing lip gloss and drinking evian water.

Or demonstrating that he and Limburger are part of the Vatican Gay Alliance - Beck riding and giving Limmy a reacharound. Thus making the heads of all the Tea Baggers and religious fundies who follow them heads a'splode!!!!!

 

[Denver]

That's a goodf one, apple...very good.

Everyone here who thinks Beck's vocal cords went paralyzed for 24 hours, raise you hands.

Uh, I thought so.

That story changed from "cords" to "some cords" on his show today. So maybe it was just the soprano ones.

 

[Ausmerican]

Or demonstrating that he and Limburger are part of the Vatican Gay Alliance - Beck riding and giving Limmy a reacharound. Thus making the heads of all the Tea Baggers and religious fundies who follow them heads a'splode!!!!!

There is no way Beck's arms are long enough to give Rush a reacharound!

 

[TjW]

That's a goodf one, apple...very good.

Everyone here who thinks wishes Beck's vocal cords went paralyzed for 24 hours, raise you hands.










Uh, I thought so.

Fixed it.

 

[Minoosh]

And if nothing explosive happens in 24 hours will his fans realize he's full of it?

 

[newyorkguy]

Beck's career is reportedly not going well. remember he was ushered out of Fox News by Roger Ailes. When Fox-TV News decides you're too irresponsible -- you got a serious credibility problem buddy boy.

Beck came to Fox from CNN in 2009, and turned five o’clock—a perennially weak hour on the Fox schedule—into a bonanza. Beck contained multitudes—nerdy professor, slap-stick comic, born-again preacher, shock jock, weepy recovering addict, man of destiny—and they all fought for airtime with chaotic results. Some of his colleagues at Fox considered him insane....The final straw was the mass rally Beck staged at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington. Beck was already despised by many blacks for speculating that Obama hated white people....Ailes spent months making him see that it would be in their mutual interest for him to leave Fox.

Link

 

[SomedayGirl]

I hope it's a unicorn.

 

[elbe]

I hope it's a unicorn.

How would that destroy society as we know it? They've been around since at least 1506.

 

[BDBoop]

This reminds me of Trump's big news, which turned out to be he'd donate $5mil to the charity of somebody's choice if Obama released his transcripts.

Or some such. I sorta go cross-eyed when he's talking.

 

[fuelair]

There is no way Beck's arms are long enough to give Rush a reacharound!

Fair dinkum!! So, they must reverse!!!

 

[Brown]

"Glenn Beck sitting on explosive story"....is the title of that story "Diarrhea"? It ought to be. I'm going to bet it's "diarrhea".

That reminds me of the time when one of the challenges on "Match Game" was "Explosive ... blank." When Gene Rayburn put the challenge to the panel, all except Brett Somers said, "Diarrhea." Somers said, "Decompression." The contestant was flustered and perhaps thought she was on "Password"; she said, "Explosive ... bomb???"

But I digress. This Beck stuff is SERIOUS! No tomfoolery or wolf-crying here, I'm sure.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

That reminds me of the time when one of the challenges on "Match Game" was "Explosive ... blank." When Gene Rayburn put the challenge to the panel, all except Brett Somers said, "Diarrhea." Somers said, "Decompression." The constant was flustered and perhaps thought she was on "Password"; she said, "Explosive ... bomb???"

Variables perform better under such stressful conditions.

 

[Polaris]

Well he does have his head up his ass.

 

[A'isha]

Didn't he make this exact same claim before, which turned out to be a bunch of lies about the Saudi student wounded in the Boston bombing?