OMG!

I didn't realize it when I saw this post, but I just looked when I was downstairs and I have a note on my kitchen refrigerator, stuck on with a magnet (!!!), saying "need eggs". But that's shorthand for my entire thought, which was "Before you open tomorrow, go to store and get eggs." Don't you see it???!!! Go to store
a nd get eggs. There's an implied A in that message.
OMG!! Mommie! I wish you hadn't left. Can you tell me what you did with the kilo bar of gold I gave you? I could sort of use it.
ETA:
Robin,
Best get to work. The new True Believer (Flaccon) over in the MDC thread is hogging all the skeptic attention. In another day, the posts in that thread will be ahead of this one.