March wants Stundie nominations

Travis

Misanthrope of the Mountains
Travis
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Some may call it childish to have fun with laughably absurd arguments but here we are giddy like a......well kids.....looking for nominations of funny arguments and ridiculous postings.

Don't forget the links.
 
here's a good Bigfoot one to start off the month!

Can male lemurs breed with humans? According to Ketchum, a 400-500 pound lemur may have bred with a human female to create a hybrid species. This hybridization took place about 15,000 years ago and the theory is that a human female mated with one of the "hairy giants" and gave birth to a new lineage of hominins, a mitochondrial "Eve" for what we now call the Sasquatch.
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http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2013/03/dr-melba-ketchum-may-have-discovered.html#moretop

(really the entire article is one big Stundie, but that little intro gets the point across)



yeah, a critter that was isolated for 40m years magically bred with people 15,000 years ago
 
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Um, I'm gonna guess that maybe a giant Lumur could rape a human female but....no way in hell does anything result from it other than a bleeding woman.

My goodness.
 
And why are we assuming the Lemur was at fault here? Buncha mislemurists here!
 
nominated Horatius! it's great to have a pithy nomination come from the stundie thread!
 
I conveniently refuse to talk to anyone who isn't a known conspiracy theorist because they could be a shill spreading "disinfo":
http://apocalypsecometh.com/coming-to-your-comments-section/#comment-5915

Oh yes, I’ve long suspected it.

http://hawaiianlibertarian.blogspot.com/2012/05/cognitive-infiltration.html

You want a classic example, check out my Spearhead piece about how banking is modern day serfdom – look at the comments of one, “Dexter Morgan”

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2010/07/24/the-american-dream-21st-century-serfdom/

At the time, I didn’t even conceive of the idea that there are paid shills and psy-op trolls in the MAndrosphere…but in hindsight, that douche Dexter Morgan is obviously a disinfo agent trying to influence the readers about the topic.

It’s why I no longer bother to debate or even answer questions or respond to anyone online other than known, established entities. You just don’t know who’s legit and who’s a *********** shill.
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The "Dexter Morgan" this guy is talking about is just a person who disagreed with Federal Reserve conspiracy theories.
 
Not sure if it qualifies as a stundie, but the thought is impressive in it's arrogance:

http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=46339

Her Madge is not really ill, she's just hiding from all those FMOTLers with arrest warrants who are out to arrest her...

Fact - She was due in Rome tomorrow. With the arrest warrants on her AND the pope it would make very good common sense for her to withdraw from the public eye until the nature of the threat is accurately established. Don't underestimate the so called arrest warrants may be coming as a powerplay from a financial group using canadian eugenics to further a dubious ambition.
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For those who don't spend much time on GOODF, the OPPT (One People's Public Trust)have apparently set up their own Court, and have found Queen Elizabeth, The Pope and the entire Canadian Government guilty of mass genocide. Arrest warrants were apparently issued today...
 
The Canadian Eugenics plot has been discovered !!!

Zounds, we had planned to eliminate all impolite persons on Earth by the end of 2013.

Of course our methods were a little odd such as having to ask inmates to 'please move along the track to the Soylent Green masher quickly and quietly, thank you."
 
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I don't think it ever got answered in the thread on this: who is she (and the Pope) accused of killing in this mass genocide?
 
Dammit, Monty 1, who showing some real Stundie potential in his posts, just got banned.
Why do the mods have to take away our favorite Chew Toys?
 
Well, my dog has some favorite rawhide bones. But if they get to be stinky, out they go.
 
You claim that it is environmentally friendly to ride a bike. But if I am not mistaken, a cyclists [sic] has an increased heart rate and respiration. That means that the act of riding a bike results in greater emissions of carbon dioxide from the rider. Since CO2 is deemed to be a greenhouse gas and a pollutant, bicyclists are actually polluting when they ride.
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Cyclist are to blame for global warming

http://blog.cascade.org/2013/03/leg...ness-owner-bicycling-bad-for-the-environment/
 
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I don't think it ever got answered in the thread on this: who is she (and the Pope) accused of killing in this mass genocide?
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I went through the OPPT thread on GOODF in detail and found out it was something to do with Canadian Children.

When I say "in detail " I meant the first three or so posts. After that the stupid burns too much that I can't go on...
 
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