Well, you are right about the continuity problems and retcons, of course. I agree that I wouldn't expect perfect continuity from a collection of stories from different authors that spanned about a millennium.
What I'm getting at though is that it's IMHO a myth that's remarkably hard to keep in one's head. I mean, people remember quite easily for example the stories about Hercules, although frankly they have no reason to. It's not like their afterlife depends on Hercules. Yet for Christianity even the people adamantly maintaining that Jesus was the perfect role model, and said the smartest things ever... seem to have trouble remembering what he actually said, and fill in their own gaps.
Or let's put it like this, because it's even more... fascinating for me. Imagine you exposed people to pieces of a story every bloody weekend, and they actually have some level interest in it, even a minimal one. Well, it's not an unreasonable prediction that they were remember it.
And sure enough, when you look at, say, Star Trek, you see people remembering what happened in this or that episode. I have people at work who aren't even big trekkies, and they still remember stuff like what Picard or Kirk said to this or that guy, or what Q did on one occasion, and so on.
Yet in the case of the Jesus fanfic we call the gospels, church-going people have been exposed repeatedly to the yet another rerun of, say, the sermon on the mountain, and still don't remember what was said in it. Oh, they think they do, but it's almost invariably a cherrypicked distortion. There are just too many contradictions and counter-intuitive elements for it to stick in. IMHO.
Or the Revelation is read a LOT to fundies hoping and expecting that their rapture will come any day now. And yet most people don't seem to remember even the most basic plot of it. I mean, I'm not even asking them to remember exactly which was the third church threatened by Jesus in it. But a lot of people seem to have trouble even remembering who is starting the attack on Earth.
I mean, if you exposed someone repeatedly to Star Wars episode 4, they'd probably remember if it was Alderaan who shot first at the Death Star or viceversa. You don't even need to be a fanboy to remember that kind of stuff if you've been made to sit through it enough times. But in Jesus's case, they have trouble remembering exactly that. Even self-professed Jesus fanboys have trouble remembering it. And that's kinda odd.
I'm guessing there is something about the story itself that makes it hard to remember right.
Anyway, that's not very relevant, I guess. And of course doesn't make Jesus real or anything. It was just my hypothesis for why polytheist stories tended to be the kind that's easier to remember. But, of course, I could be wrong.
I disagree. I doubt that most people could name all 12 labors of Hercules; sure they may know the lion (where he got his outfit), the cleaning out of stables using a river (recounted in a GI Joe cartoon of all places), the girdle of Hippolyta (thanks to Wonder Woman comics), and maybe the capture of Cerberus but who is going to know all 12?
Also I doubt anyone who has read all of Greek Mythology could tell you what the criteria to getting into the Elysium Fields were. By contrast Norse mythology seems to have had one criteria for getting into Valhalla--die in battle. On the other side of the spectrum what we know of Egyptian salvation was ridiculously complex (five to eight "parts" of the soul had to cared for and each had its own requirements.)-lots of luck sorting that piece of joy out.
Buddhism and Taoism by contrast don't even make getting into Heaven part of their things to do list...it, like Hell, is part the illusion that traps you on the Wheel of Life.
IMHO the real problem with Jesus is that much of his teachings are actually philosophy and-or parables.
As for Revelation...remember it is a vision and visions are rarely straightforward as shown in the OT about how Joseph is the only one who can correctly interpret Pharaoh's dream.
Richard Carrier in his Missouri State presentation called Revelation a "Five hour acid trip so bizarre if you actually made it into a movie it would actually outdo Eraserhead for the title of 'Most Annoying Weird Movie Ever Made'. It's basically the ramblings of a guy who has an hours long conversation with the dead spirit of Jesus who appears in the form of ********** up mutant that makes John Carpenter's The Thing look cuddly."
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This is pretty much the best description of Revelation I have ever heard and explains why the thing makes no sense...visions and dreams rarely make sense.
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