crackpot physics as entertainment
It might be amusing to follow up on this example of crackpot physics:
I was wondering how that paper could have gotten past peer review. Looking at the table of contents for the issue in which it was published, I see it wasn't a regular research paper at all, but was designated as a "Review" paper. I can only assume that "Review" papers are subjected to a lower standard of peer review (if any), and may well have been invited by an editor. In most journals, reviews are expected to be uncontroversial, even-handed, and well-informed. Not so here.
A rebuttal was published in the same journal more than a year later, accompanied by a response to the rebuttal from the original authors. It will be entertaining, relevant, and possibly even informative to look at what the original paper has to say about mainstream research in climate science, what the rebuttal has to say about the original paper, and what the authors of the original paper have to say about the rebuttal. First, citations:
Gerhard Gerlich and Ralf D Tscheuschner. Falsification of the atmospheric CO2 greenhouse effects within the frame of physics. International Journal of Modern Physics B, volume 23, number 3 (2009), pages 275-364.
Joshua B Halpern, Christopher M Colose, Chris Ho-Stuart, Joel D Shore, Arthur P Smith, Jörg Zimmerman. Comment on "Falsification of the atmospheric CO2 greenhouse effects within the frame of physics". International Journal of Modern Physics B, volume 24, number 10 (2010), pages 1309-1332. DOI: 10.1142/S021797921005555X
Gerhard Gerlich and Ralf D Tscheuschner. Reply to "Comment on 'Falsification of the atmospheric CO2 greenhouse effects within the frame of physics' by Joshua B Halpern, Christopher M Colose, Chris Ho-Stuart, Joel D Shore, Arthur P Smith, Jörg Zimmermann". International Journal of Modern Physics B, volume 24, number 10 (2010), pages 1333-1359. DOI: 10.1142/S0217979210055573
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Some of the juicier bits from the original review paper, with italics and bolding as in the original:
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
The atmospheric greenhouse effect, an idea that many authors trace back to the traditional works of Fourier (1824), Tyndall (1861), and Arrhenius (1896), and which is still supported in global climatology, essentially describes a fictitious mechanism, in which a planetary atmosphere acts as a heat pump driven by an environment that is radiatively interacting with but radiatively equilibrated to the atmospheric system. According to the second law of thermodynamics, such a planetary machine can never exist....By showing that...(b) there are no calculations to determine an average surface temperature of a planet, (c) the frequently mentioned difference of 33° is a meaningless number calculated wrongly, ...(e) the assumption of a radiative balance is unphysical, ...the atmospheric greenhouse conjecture is falsified.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
....the popular climatologic “radiation balance” diagrams describing quasi-one-dimensional situations (cf. Fig. 23) are scientific misconduct since they do not properly represent the mathematical and physical fundamentals....
Climatologic radiation balance diagrams are nonsense....
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
Rigorously speaking, for real objects Eq. (70) is invalid. Therefore, all crude approximations relying on T4 expressions need to be taken with great care. In fact, though popular in global climatology, they prove nothing!
(Equation (70) is the Stefan-Boltzmann law, which is a law of physics.)
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
However, it can be shown that even within the borders of theoretical physics with or without radiation things are extremely complex so that one very quickly arrives at a point where verifiable predictions no longer can be made. Making such predictions nevertheless may be interpreted as an escape out of the department of sciences, not to say as a scientific fraud.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
Hence, the computer simulations of global climatology are not based on physical laws.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
In conclusion, the derivation of statements on the CO2 induced anthropogenic global warming out of the computer simulations lies outside any science.
On to the rebuttal:
Halpern et al. said:
In a paper that recently appeared in the International Journal of Modern Physics, Gerhard Gerlich and Ralf D. Tscheuschner claim to have falsified the existence of an atmospheric greenhouse effect.... Here, we show that their methods, logic, and conclusions are in error. The authors describe “problems” that are not really problems, either being not related to the greenhouse effect, or well known and understood minor issues such as the differences between the mechanisms by which a glass greenhouse warms and that by which the greenhouse effect leads to a warmer surface....They make elementary mistakes in doing so.
Halpern et al. said:
GT09’s repeated reference to thermal conductivity indicates that they do not understand the relative scales of important processes in Earth’s atmosphere.
Halpern et al. said:
These problems are characteristic of the remainder of the paper: First, the authors lack quantitative familiarity with the field they are criticizing; second their incorrect claims of complexity or invalidity, impossibility, and occasionally fraud regarding well-established quantitatively verified analyses of atmospheric processes; and third their extensive diversions on topics that do nothing to further their own argument or a reader’s understanding.
Halpern et al. said:
We find that Gerlich and Tscheuschner obtain an absurd result by using a very unphysical assumption, that each part of the planet’s surface immediately cools or heats to reach an equilibrium with the locally impinging solar radiation, thereby neglecting the thermal inertia of the oceans, atmosphere and ground and all other heat transfer processes within the atmosphere and surface. Were this to be the case, all parts of the Earth would immediately drop to almost absolute zero at night, and the discrepancy between Earth’s observed average temperature and the average on this hypothetical Earth would be very large, over 100 K. It is shown here that a uniform surface temperature model gives a more realistic bound on the greenhouse effect, the commonly quoted 33 K. This value is a lower bound on the magnitude of the greenhouse effect and even Gerlich and Tscheuschner’s result for their unphysical case obeys this bound.
Halpern et al. said:
The rest of GT09 essentially follows their initial pattern of poor physical intuition, wild claims, and irrelevant diversion.
Halpern et al. said:
It is legitimately hard to decide which of these four points is the most preposterous....
Another illustration of their poor physical intuition concerning heat flow processes....
GT09’s wild claims are considerably less amusing in their attack on Stephan Bakan and Ehrhart Raschke on the basis of...(Fig. 13 in GT09). Figure 13 is not the figure in Bakan and Raschke’s paper, but a representation of the top part of that figure....
GT09 is full of such misplaced argumentation, in which Gerlich and Tscheuschner misconstrue an argument or a figure and then present long arguments to show something is wrong that has not been claimed to be true....
GT09 make fundamental mistakes in their arguments about the thermodynamics of the greenhouse effect which are profoundly revealing....
Their view of the Second Law is both clear and clearly wrong....
Halpern et al. said:
The citations in GT09 are another problem. Many of the citations are to works of opinion, not climate science. Many of the references are to polemics, anonymous contributions or newspaper articles....
Their reference is to the online Journal of Irreproducible Results, without any page or volume number....
Halpern et al. said:
In short, GT09 is beset by serious problems.
As you might expect, Gerlich & Tscheuschner express a different opinion:
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
It is shown that the notorious claim by Halpern et al. recently repeated in their comment that the method, logic, and conclusions of our “Falsification Of The CO2 Greenhouse Effects Within The Frame Of Physics” would be in error has no foundation. Since Halpern et al. communicate our arguments incorrectly, their comment is scientifically vacuous.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
One should keep in mind that we are theoretical physicists with experimental experience and, additionally, a lot of experience in numerical computing. Joshua Halpern and Jörg Zimmermann, for example, are chemists. We are not willing to discuss whether they can be considered as laymen in physics, in particular laymen in thermodynamics.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
Let us start with Halpern’s favorite object of lust.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
...global climate models are nothing but a very expensive form of computer game entertainment.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
Naturally, from our own experience we know — and we often point this out in discussions — that individuals, who — escaped from the science department — flew to and finally got lost in the domains of global climatology often suffer from a barely modest infection by mathematics and physics.
Gerlich & Tscheuschner said:
...in physics, an application of formulas is valid only in a finite space-time region.
I hope you enjoyed some of those as much as I did.