Shakespearean farce-physics
This example comes from another thread, but it's more on-topic here than there.
No. His ideas about the origin of mass gave us E=mc². As far as I know he never worked out the proton/electron mass ratio, which is c^½ / 3π with a small binding-energy adjustment:
c^½ = 17314.5158177
3π = 9.424778
c^½ / 3π = 17314.5158177 / 9.424778
r = 1837.12717877
Actual = 1836.15267245
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When measured in metres per second, the accepted speed of light is 299792458 m/s. The square root of 299792458, divided by 3 times pi, is about 1837.127186 (
Farsight's arithmetic was less accurate than mine).
When measured in centimetres per second, the accepted speed of light is about 29979245800 cm/s. The square root of 29979245800, divided by 3 times pi, is about 18371.
When measured in miles per hour, the speed of light is about 670760005 miles per hour. The square root of 670760005, divided by 3 times pi, is about 2748.
When measured in furlongs per fortnight, the speed of light is about 1802617499785 furlongs per fortnight. The square root of 1802617499785, divided by 3 times pi, is about 142456.
Expressing the speed of light in inches per minute:
c^1/2 = 8.41529061292597326e+05 inches^1/2 minutes^-1/2
3π = 9.424778
Therefore the proton-electron mass ratio is 89000.
This works great!
According to the formula
Farsight gave for the ratio of the proton's mass to that of the electron, that ratio is about 1837, or 18371, or 2748, or 142456, or 89000, or any value you like provided you're willing to invent a brand new system of units (as the French did in 1799).
So
Farsight's formula provides no definite value for the mass ratio in question. It explains nothing, and has no predictive value. It's less than worthless.
You've got to be kidding. You've heard of "units", right?
Sure. The c^½ / 3π expression sits on top of another expression λ = 4π / n c^1½ metres where n is a dimensionality conversion factor n with a value of 1.
Farsight's first post didn't say anything about a conversion factor of "λ = 4π / n c^1½ metres where n is a dimensionality conversion factor n". In a subsequent post, when
Farsight invented that conversion factor out of whole cloth,
Farsight failed to explain how that conversion factor is to be applied to his original formula. Several days have gone by, but
Farsight still hasn't explained how that conversion factor is to be applied.
So it's fair to guess. If "sits on top of" means we should divide by that conversion factor, then
Farsights original formula becomes
(c^½ / 3π) / λ = (c^½ / 3π) / ((4π / n) c^1½) = (c^½ / 3π) / ((4π / 1) c^1½) = 1 / (12 π2 c)
From c = 299792458 m/s,
Farsight's formula with his correction factor (and n=1, as
Farsight claimed) tells us the dimensionless mass ratio is about 28.164 picoseconds per meter.
That's not right. Multiplying instead of dividing wouldn't help much. There doesn't appear to be any way to rescue
Farsight's formula by applying
Farsight's alleged conversion factor.
As if any attempt to rescue
Farsight farce-physics weren't doomed already,
Farsight still hasn't explained why his "dimensionality conversion factor n" should take on the value 1 when he's using the mks system. If n can be chosen arbitrarily, then anyone can select the value of n that makes the calculation match the experimental value. (
Farsight couldn't, of course, but I'm talking about anyone who's capable of doing the relevant arithmetic.)
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Fiction, Fantasy, and Willing Suspension of Disbelief[/size]
Authors of science fiction and fantasy assist their reader's desire to suspend disbelief by providing a haze of technobabble. Here's an example from Joss Whedon, who directed and wrote the screenplay for
The Avengers:
Natasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.
Bruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?
Natasha Romanoff: Well, he wants you to find it. It's been taken. It emits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.
Crackpots often employ that same technique. They're appealing to readers who are willing to ditch their skepticism when they first encounter sciency-sounding terminology, no matter how irrelevant or nonsensical.
For example:
It's all to do with harmonics and ratios and spin ½, and everything is based on the motion of light. If you change your definition of c everything else changes too, but the sense of E=mc² and E=p/c still holds. It's the same for these expressions. The thing we call c isn't so much a speed as a conversion factor between our units of distance and time. They're both defined using the motion of light. Everything relates back to the motion of light. Check out
the watt balance section of the wikipedia Kilogram article and note the bit that says this:
"The Planck constant defines the kilogram in terms of the second and the meter. By fixing the Planck constant, the definition of the kilogram would depend only on the definitions of the second and the meter." The article goes on to say
"the definition of the second depends on a single defined physical constant: the ground state hyperfine splitting frequency of the caesium 133 atom". However there's a little flaw in that in that you can't define the second using a frequency, which is cycles per second. Anyway, SI is the kilogram-metre-second system, and will end up being more of a metre-second system where everything relates back to the motion of light. Interesting stuff I think. A bit off topic mind, but I think we've almost exhausted it anyway.
That was entirely off-topic, partly wrong, and largely gibberish. The purpose of that paragraph was to pretend
Farsight has answered the criticisms of his absurd formula for the proton/electron mass ratio, and to create an impression that the topic
Farsight had gone quite far out of his way to introduce was now "almost exhausted" and should no longer be discussed in that thread.
Please do. I won't hold my breath, because I happen to know he explained the origin of mass in 1905, and spent years of his life trying to unify electromagnetism and gravity. Would you like to know how that works by the way? Maybe we should have a new thread for that.
Huff puff. It would give a different result for E=mc² too. It isn't manifest nonsense, you just don't understand spin ½, or that c^½ and c^1½ equates to c², or that everything hangs off the motion of light. Again, that's new-thread territory.
Einstein's attempts to unify electromagnetism and gravity have nothing to do with
Farsight's absurd formula.
Farsight's huffing and puffing about spin or "everything hangs off the motion of light" is manifest nonsense as well as irrelevant to the thread in which he went out of his way to say those things.
I demolished ben's counterargument in post
#668. Are you going to step in to help the guy out by pointing out where I got it wrong? No. Are you going to contribute to what he said about the Higgs mechanism setting the mass levels? No. All you're going to do is pretend that nobody has any idea what I'm saying. It's spectacularly unconvincing sol. Especially when you don't have the grace to say to guys like Phunk that
Farsight is right about that. You should try it, it improves your credibility. Or should I say this: once people spot that you aren't sincere, your credibility is shot to pot.
Farsight isn't right.
Farsight's formula for the proton/electron mass ratio was wrong, hilariously wrong. Anyone can make a mistake, but
Farsight defended his formula by spouting the kind of technobabble seen in superhero movies and comic books.
When called on his mistakes and technobabble,
Farsight pretended the scientists were risking their credibility when they identify nonsense as nonsense. That's not how it works.
More technobabble:
Space is like the guitar string. When its length is x it vibrates with a first harmonic frequency of 1/x, not x. That's why the n is there in λ = 4π / n c^1½. The 4π is there because you're sweeping a sphere. The c^1½ is there because youre doing it like a moebius strip. You're going round the equator at c and over the pole at ½c. And there's only one size sphere where you can get the spherical harmonic. The c^½ and the 3π is something on top of that, and it's a bit more complicated. But hey, since you don't understand the mass of a body is a measure of its energy-content[/url], you aren't going to understand quantum harmonics. Next!
Compare that with:
Nick Fury: You're supposed to be locating the Tesseract!
Bruce Banner: We are. The model's locked and we're sweeping for the signature now. When we get the hit, we'll have a signature within half a mile.
The Avengers may not have been as funny as farsics, but it's a similar brand of humor:
And force x distance = energy, and distance is a scalar, and KE= ½mv² because there's an integral in it. That's a different value. You get two different values when you look at the same thing in two different ways. How long is it? How wide is it? Momentum is just one aspect of energy-momentum, and kinetic energy is another. And mass is another. Divide energy by c for momentum. Divide again by c for mass. But it's all just energy-momentum, like a cube coming at you, and you can see three faces.
The Avengers even has some valid psychological insights:
Tony Stark: He wants to beat us and he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.
Steve Rogers: Right, I caught his act at Stuttengard.
Tony Stark: Yeah. That's just a preview, this will be opening night. Loki's a full-tilt diva. He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built in the skies with his name plastered...
Compare:
Oh dear edd. I give physics, you just sneer. You know, there was a time when I thought you had some sincerity. Not any more. Not when your response is gibberish! That's no counteragument, now is it? In order to bring this home, I will look out for what you say, and I will carefully offer a counterargument that isn't gibberish. In addition I will provide surgical evidence and logic and references. And when you then exclaim "gibberish!", everybody will see that my surgical evidence took your gibberish apart.