Cl1mh4224rd
Philosopher
- Joined
- Dec 27, 2006
- Messages
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Face it. You're all beat. Common sense wins. Vaccines cause all kinds of maladies. Autism, asthma........ Paralysis, seizures, GWS, SIDS...
...Abdominal Migration, Abdominal Salad Shooters, ADHDEAD, An Inability to Breathe on Weekends, Ankle Bearding, Aortal Collapse, Arby's Mouth, Argyle Pattern Baldness, Armpit Homunculus, Autonomous Nipple Syndrome, Bad Humors, Bearded Thalamus, Bone Sporking, Braintooth, Brainwhistle, Capillary Yogurt, Carcassing, Chinese Firebones, DIS (Dissolving Intestine Syndrome), Dry Mouth, Eye Curdling, Eyearrhea, Eyesplosions, Facial Corkboarding, Fallopian Tapeworm, Flunamis, Genital Migration, Gopherism, Grover Nordquist Syndrome, Hair Swelling, Hairy Uvula, Honey Nut Areolas, Honus Wagner's Disease, Hungry Hungry Hipbones, Increased Appetite, Increased Risk of Vampire Attack, Ingrown Testicle, Involuntary Blowhole, Involuntary Narnia Adventures, Jimmy Crack Corns, Knee Transference, Lactose Addiction, Late Onset Albinoism, Lou Ferrignose, Lungfire, Lungquake, Massive Weight Gain, Mild Hulkism, Mild Kidney Explosions, Mind of Mencia, Minor Heart Explosions, Monkeylung, Multibrow, Nostril Inversion, Outgrown Testicle, Permanent Blindness, Phantom Hand Syndrome, Pituitary Ferns, Precocious Kidney, Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You'd Hope, Puckerlung, Pulmonary Weevils, R.E.O. Speedlung, Rage, Rectal Buffalo Wings, Rectal Dyslexia, Rectal Frosting, Rectal Hallucinations, Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord, Restless Arm Syndrome, Restless Leg Syndrome, Restless Torso Syndrome, Rocky Mountain Oysterism, Runaway Gums, Scrappy Dooism, Scrotal Bassoon, Scruffula, Severe Weight Loss, Siamese Nipples, Skeletal Xylophoning, Spaghetti Ovaries, Speaking In Tongues, Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth, Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf, Spontaneous Harper's Subscription, Spontaneous Mertail, Spontaneous Pregnancy, Steven Tyler Lip, Subcutaneous Funyuns, Tennis Scrotum, Teriyaki Lung, Testicular Cranberrying, Testicular Myopia, Testicular Testicularization, Thoracic Geysers, Tracheal Meerkat Colonies, Transsexual Kidneys, Urethral Knotting, Vein Seizures, Ventricular Funk, Verizon Guy Syndrome, Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization, Warlock Hump, Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel, X-Ray Hearing, and Yellowstone National Bladder.
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