So the electron is made out of the same thing that makes an electron move. Kinetic energy. This is what E=mc² is all about.
See above. Matter is made of energy. That's the whole point of E=mc².
As usual, Farsight can't tell the difference between "explaining Relativity" and "explaining
his crackpot mental image of Relativity".
You really seem to think that energy is the underlying "stuff", and that if you rearrange and recombine energy in different ways you get different "stuff". Tie up some energy like this, and you get an electron at rest; tie it up like that, you get a top quark moving at 0.5c.
This is wrong---or, at least, this is not what Einstein or anybody else thought.
Energy is a conserved quantity. You can measure it. Different things
add up to different amounts of energy. The rest mass of a down quark is worth 5 MeV in this conservation law---that does not mean that "5MeV" worth of "energy blobs" are its building blocks. The field energy of the 1-fm sphere of gluons, found inside a proton, is worth about 900 MeV. The rest mass of an electron is worth 0.511 MeV---that does NOT, emphatically, mean that you build a proton by balling up 0.511 MeV of energy-substance. Energy isn't a substance, isn't a building block, isn't a
thing at all. Rest mass has this conserved quantity, energy, as an attribute. High velocities have this energy-quantity as an attribute. Strong fields have this energy-quantity as an attribute. That's as far as it goes.
That is the whole point of E=mc^2 --- it tells you
what quantity of energy is associated with mass at rest. It does not tell you that one is a constituent of the other.
(ETA: Indeed, Einstein's derivation of E=mc^2 has nothing whatsoever to do with substances. That derivation is *pure* kinematics---you starts with "let's assume that energy is conserved", and you run some inelastic-collision experiments in different frames. You discover that E = 1/2 mv^2 is *not* a conserved quantity, but E = sqrt(m^2 c^4 + p^2 c^2) is a conserved quantity. This derivation does not care about electrons, or photons, or pair production, or fields---it's just the definition of the conservation law.)
All of your assertions revolve around a stupid reinterpretation of words like "contains", etc.. Imagine listening to someone discussing their assets: "I sank $150,000 into my house, and my car is $10,000, and I have $8000 in gold bullion under my mattress." And imagine a crackpot thinking that this
literally means that you could pick the car apart under a microscope and find the $150,000 it's made of; that smashing the gold together really hard will reveal a cunning work of dollar-bill origami. It will get worse when the crackpot sees an broker advertising that he can
convert gold into money and vice versa (you're ignoring evidence, morons, says the crackpot), and a bank talking about the "liquidity" of assets (see, money is a substance! Everyone knows but you! says the crackpot.)
That is just as stupid as your electron = kinetic energy assertion, Farsight.