Vote for the October Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of October

  • 1) Dust not being there when it is proves everything

    Votes: 10 12.2%
  • 2) There are no voids in buildings

    Votes: 23 28.0%
  • 3) How dare they give us advice

    Votes: 6 7.3%
  • 4) Rock penis

    Votes: 6 7.3%
  • 5) With fire it is all about weight

    Votes: 4 4.9%
  • 6) Don't take what I say seriously

    Votes: 18 22.0%
  • 7) Oprah is creating the new gays

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • 8) Dynamic forces don't apply

    Votes: 23 28.0%
  • 9) Those lefty riots

    Votes: 15 18.3%
  • 10) There are no universal physics.

    Votes: 32 39.0%
  • 11) Hitler, following a plan

    Votes: 25 30.5%
  • 12) Pharaohs and the Brits

    Votes: 10 12.2%
  • 13) Projection translation

    Votes: 9 11.0%
  • 14) Wings not clipped by physics

    Votes: 8 9.8%
  • 15) Aspergers lying for truth

    Votes: 6 7.3%
  • 16) Teen sterilization fad

    Votes: 9 11.0%
  • 17) If evidence existed

    Votes: 19 23.2%
  • 18) As a kid I was taught many wrong things

    Votes: 31 37.8%

  • Total voters
    82
  • Poll closed .

Travis

Misanthrope of the Mountains
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Well September gave us a tie.

How do rockets function in space?
(a)It's a vacuum, so there is nothing to push againsed and nothing to support ignition.

All I can find on google is (b)Newtons law, which don't really explain much and(c) the guy lived a couple of hundred years ago, have we not moved on since then?

This is just a general question that came to me, nothing else
Yes, because tourists with cameras don't exist in New York, and certainly wouldn't be near the Towers.
They couldn't have caught a plane if there was no plane. Assuming there was no plane. If they caught it, they could not be tourists.

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I miss the old days of good old fashioned circular logic. This new MC Escher logic just hurts my brain.
Collapsing buildings produce dust. The WTC didn't collapse. It was destroyed while standing. The dust fell to the ground or rose up into the atmosphere, depending on the particle size.
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If someone just makes up rules for physics with absolutely no justification I'd expect them to turn into banana pudding. At least. I'd make a guess that they would.
If an X story chunk of debris falls on a Y story building, I'd expect to see a pile that was near Y stories tall. At least. I'd make a guess that you would
get an X+Y story tall pile of stuff, but okay maybe some crumbling and
crushing would have occurred if a solid object the size of that chunk of WTC 2 fell on a hotel. But it wouldn't make a gash.

More importantly, at the end of the event, you'd have chunk X sitting in
the gash, if chunk X had crushed into it. The gash wouldn't have been that
deep, if crushing had been involved.

It's like you've seen a dozen too many science fiction movies, where
Godzilla walks around crushing buildings with his hands. This is bogus.
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This dastardly plan to help me live decades longer is truly nefarious.
Just like everything else regarding diet and nutrition in the media, mercury poisoning from too much fish consumption appears to be yet another lie designed to get we the sheeple to avoid eating healthy and nutritious foods and living lifestyles that keep us from attaining optimal health and fitness.

After all, the more nutritionally deficient you are, the more medical bills you'll likely rack up for the medical/pharmaceutical/insurance industry cartel's profit...and the only true expense is your own health and quality of life should you decide to heed their "advice" and "guidelines."

The "system" is a literal vampire, a parasite feeding off of your life, profiting off your perpetual misery until you expire and can no longer require "maintenance."

Thanks to ObamaRomney Care, it's now UNIVERSAL. Don't forget to vote!
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How dare you insinuate I'm a pervert just because I insist rocks have pubic hairs and penises. It's the damned rocks that are being lewd!
I know what you're thinking Mr. Cooper. Sure, the phallic shape is obvious. Sure, the name, Peña Boulevard, is obvious. But if I'm right, there is probably also a pubic hair area in this design. And if there is, wouldn't they name the streets in there with weird names also? And if they do, wouldn't you finally admit that I'm correct Mr. Cooper?

I guess you could call this the "Pubic Hair Area." So, what do you suppose the name of this street is right here? This is the Harry B. Combs Parkway. I am not making that up.
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Ha, next time a firefighter tries to convince you fire can make your house collapse just remind him that fire makes things lighter!
So you think the towers couldn't take the extra weight of an of airplane parked on it's floors?
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All the crap I'm about to say, that is eventually proven wrong, should not have been taken seriously. I assume this gives me free reign to say whatever I want....unless I can't....but also if I can.
Later on in the debate you decided that "There were never any Jewish ghettoes in the USA" meant that I was saying there were never any Jewish ghettoes in the USA... this would've been understandable if I had not repeatedly you to not to take absolutist statements by me at face value in that thread, not to mention earlier threads.
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Maybe I'm wrong but it seems counterproductive to be anti-male and gay.
I’m only half joking when I say the electromagnetic signal coming from a TeeVee can be modulated to effect a signal other than that needed for video,that his signal directly affects the brain and has been used to effect on shows such as the news,Oprah,and Dr.Phil causing irresolvable damage to those who watch.

Check out the studies on frame rates vs brain wave rate.Also quick flashes are means of “entrainment.”

It’s been honed to a science.
With the modern technology hidden messages no longer need to be confined to an isolated “frame’ (film) but can be imbedded (layered) into the message itself.
Programming!
Who watches daytime teevee?
The same demographic that promotes anti-male hysteria and the lesbian/gay agenda.
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I love arbitrarily dismissing things I don't understand. It is like how bumblebees can't fly because of the new rules in Cricket.
An engineer that doesn't understand the difference between static and dynamic forces?
F=MA
E=mgh
Ring a bell?
Maybe explain how the buildings fell in "free fall", you claim the lovely formula FxM = Acc , BUT that does not apply to these buildings, cause for that to be true, they should have never been able to stand up.
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Strangely enough this turned out to not happen just like it didn't happen in 2008.
If Obama wins, the sub-creatures will vandalize cities just like they do when their favorite sports team wins (or loses). The conservatives will lay low until the police prove to be impotent, at which time the patriots will clean up the streets and the Great American Cleansing will commence.

If Obama loses, the LEFT will go on a rampage. They'll claim the election was stolen. The conservatives will lay low until the police prove to be impotent, at which time the patriots will clean up the streets and the Great American Cleansing will commence.
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Is this what would happen if Confucius and a Nihilist had a baby?
And what physics does earth follow?!
Give me a break!
Laws are changing monthly with new developments meaning we know absolutely nothing when it comes to physics, especially meta-physical works.

We are so clueless it's not even funny.

So, to say something is impossible because it doesn't follow laws which this earth is governed by is completely idiotic!


Each heavenly body has their own laws.

If they didn't, they would all be the same.
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Damn. Hitler really took one for the team.
Did you know that the Nazis tested three nuclear bombs in 1944 and 1945?

I didn't either and I consider myself reasonably well informed. The information is out there but few people are aware of it.

This, and the fact that details of the Nazi nuclear effort are still kept secret, makes me suspicious.

They don't want anyone to ask this question:

"If the Nazis had this game-changing technology, why didn't they perfect and use it?"

Why not?

Because the answer potentially leads to the "ugly secret" of World War Two:

Hitler was an Illuminati agent. His mission was to lead Germany to annihilation.
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--12--
King Tut loved blood sausage?
Scientists have determined that the ancestry of famous Pharaohs, such as Rameses and King Tut, matches most closely to those of the British people, providing additional evidence of a Western origin of the Egyptian Civilization.
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Travis writes that by projecting his own psychosis Hodges again admits he killed off the Leprechauns.
Hodges says in his analysis of Obama’s U.N. address that the president “continues to reference attacks on America and our Constitution.”

Obama said in the speech: “The attacks on our civilians … were attacks on America … we will be relentless in tracking down the killers and bringing them to justice.”

Hodges writes that Obama “again confesses his illegal presidency was an attack upon America, upon justice. So he promises to relentlessly track down his symbolic killing – destruction of – the Constitution.”
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Physics does not like these scurrilous rumors. Now chemistry on the other hand.....total attention whore.
Are you still peddling that radar crap? It only makes you appear stupid. Physics would clip off those wings at WTC on both occasions.
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I cannot tell a lie. I am susceptible to believing wrong things with 100% certainty.
I have several friends who have Asperger's Syndrome, like Gary McKinnon. They cannot physically lie, it is impossible for them. They agree that all Asperger's people they've met cannot lie, either. As such, I do believe that McKinnon speaks the truth. I am not sure if what he saw was legitimate documentation of aliens and confirmation of extra-terrestrial life, but I do think he is sincere in what he says.
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And we all know that all it takes is Becky Susswater running out and getting sterilized after school for all the tenth grade girls to want to do it too.
With back-to-school season in full swing across the nation, parents in Oregon have more to worry about than shopping for sweaters and purchasing pencils. In the state of Oregon, the Obamacare mandate, which went into effect on August 1, 2012, provides free sterilizations to girls as young as fifteen. Now, your daughter, your high school freshman, can choose, without your consent, to be permanently sterilized.
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--17--
I believe Kristen Stewart is actually a hairless Sasquatch. While I have no evidence for this belief a picture of her being delivered by a Sasquatch, if it existed, would be evidence of this belief.
I am a conspiracy theorist. I believe the Roswell UFO incident. I believe that there was a conspiracy involving the events of September 11, 2001. I believe that there was a conspiracy involving the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. I believe that there is an Illuminati that is behind the 192 heads of government, and, while I do not have proof for this belief, I further believe that the G-192 summit, if it were to occur, would be evidence of that belief.
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--18--
This is why you should never teach kids about science while really, really high. Impressionable minds and all that.
as a kid we are told the sun and moon rotate the earth, then we are told the earth rotates... I see it as the earth rotates clock wise and the sun and moon do not move. Though now I feel like the moon is playing games it once was in one place evry so often now it has a mind of its own. the sun and moon seem to only use 180 and not a full 360 why is that. what would happen if the earth went the other direaction I feel like the moon and sun are going the other direaction. I was out side the other avo around 4-30pm looked up I thought I was looking at the moon and thought wtf it was the sun it was like looking at the moon even after taking of my sunglasses it looked like the full moon untill I turned and saw the moon behind me. Tonight not a full moon but the moon is not where it should be, it is as bright as a full moon but very far away. The moon what is it real or just a shadow light or is the moon just a illusion of light from the sun.
 
So is this:

Did you know that the Nazis tested three nuclear bombs in 1944 and 1945?

I didn't either and I consider myself reasonably well informed. The information is out there but few people are aware of it.

That made me vote for 11, but 7 has a nice old-school ring to it.

I still refuse to vote for more than one. In the end there can be only one. Unless there is a tie.
 
I voted for several, but out of them, I think #8 is probably my favorite. Honestly, the sheer volume of incomprehension of basic physical laws is staggering.
 
I voted for the three I'm pretty sure I nominated, but I added the Presidential Riots&Cleansing one, just for it's perfectly timed failure.
 
Glad you all like the selections.

A little chatter is nice since it takes several days to put this together.
 
Meh. Is it me or do they seem a mediocre crop this month? Anyway 11 gets a vote at least as there's someone over in HLA arguing similarly now.
 
I wonder sometimes how on earth some of these folks can dress themselves, never mind operate a computer.
 
#10 is the mantra of pseudo-science. Proponents of wacky theories they can't or won't prove follow this line of reasoning: You don't know everything since you continually discover new things and revise your understanding. Therefore you really don't know anything. Specifically, you don't know enough to tell me my theory is bunk.

Asserting that each "heavenly body" has a different physics is a twist on that idea. But the sentiment seems to be the same.
 
Slow Stundie month? You can't really judge #4 or #14 without knowing the context. And don't we normally have 20?



Also, as someone who has been diagnosed with mild Aspergers, I would like to point out that the sky is purple and the moon is made of cheese. Also I am God. Worship me.
 
Slow Stundie month? You can't really judge #4 or #14 without knowing the context. And don't we normally have 20?



Also, as someone who has been diagnosed with mild Aspergers, I would like to point out that the sky is purple and the moon is made of cheese. Also I am God. Worship me.

We didn't get as many noms in October. I blame the candy/hurricane.

Most of them were 9/11 related too and I didn't want to do nothing but those.

And then there was the obvious troll stuff that got thrown out.
 
I'm amused by the selection this month, but number 18 stole my heart.
 

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